He Scares Me - Tumblr Posts
I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣
Me: *sees Barrage art* Oh I know who'll like that *sends to friend*
Friend: I want him to *** * ** ***** *** *** me and * * ***** ** **** * **** and then *** *** * * * as he *** * **** *** * * until I ** ***** ** * ** **** **** ** * ***** and then-
Why did my mind immediately go to that creepy Pikachu guy ugh 😭😭😭😭
So one of my friends writes stuff
And he made this
Its a jujitsu kaisen + British politics crossover
i’m really funny on twitter to my audience of no one but you guys get my best stuff just bc i know it’s a bad idea to say it over there (like “bohm thinks cups are gay” and “his parents are embezzling from a charity” and “when he strikes out he looks like a terrified prey animal in the cage of his batting helmet”)
so many ppl simping for him,, i cant escape it
Imagine the Young Justice League finds out about Captain Marvel being able to eat anything and they decide to test it out with a bunch of different things. At first it starts off pretty tame with screws and bolts but then it slowly escalates to more extreme things like lava and bleach. Eventually after he ate a number of dangerous things with no effect on him they started to veer more towards extreme flavors and sensations.
First they buy the most spicy pepper The Carolina Reaper and of course Captain Marvel, happy to hang out with his friends, eats it without hesitation. His face slightly flushes, his eyes water a little, and he has a small cough, but generally he's fine. One day one of the YJL members is scrolling through tiktok and sees a drink called Battery Acid, which is a energy drink mixed with a LOT of sour candy, they immediately grab everyone to buy everything they need and make the drink. The moment Captain Marvel steps through the zeta-tube they shove the drink in his face and tell him to drink it and Billy with zero survival instinct does. The moment the drink touches his tongue his brain shuts down and an error message appears (⊙ _ ⊙). He comes back to himself and downs the entire thing in one go. (He might be addicted now)
I was trying to draw a comic panel and
I think I'm going to have nightmares
Unrelated to my usual stuff, but WTF IS THIS?? I found him at the thrift store and I’m so confused.
