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2 years ago

V asks for reader to use a bunny suit (the sexy one) but reader puts those big (actual) bunny suit

V's head sinks into his hands. He has never wanted to cry more in his life, but the bizarre nature of your attire leaves him too stunned to do anything.

"You don't like it?"

Your voice is muffled by the enormous buckled toothed head. Aside from the thing being the next thing he brought up in therapy if he ever actually went, V found almost found your mistake cute. It did little to revive the eexcitement he felt after such a crippling lost. Is the world so cruel - so godless and messed up that he is deprived of the only joy his broken heart has to look forward to? What horrid sin has he committed that forbades him from what he needed to survive? Why the absolute fuck were you in the middle of the room in a costume that showed zero skin, instead of in fishnets and his bed?

"I.... just want to know why. There is a entire closet's worth of outfits I've given you."

".... Easter's coming up and I thought you wanted a party."

"Why the fuck would I want to celebrate a holiday with anyone besides you?! Where the hell did you even get that thing?"

"Halloween store."

V covers his face with his hands and screams as he leans against the back of his chair.

".... If it makes you feel better, all I'm wearing underneath this is one of your shirts and my underwear. I didn't have any clean."

"You drop that ugly piece of shit this god damn second and show me or I will make you wear it to someone's funeral. You saw that list. You know I have options."


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2 years ago

im fucking crying rn this is amazing

yandere doors x reader headcanons

RUSH - rush likes to follow you everywhere but the shower because hes stinky - whenever hes running and you go into the closet he has panic attacks and punches the next door open because he cant stand to be without you - hes possesive - rush likes to smile big so you wont be scare of him - whever rush sees you talking to another entity he RUSHes in and knocks you to the floor and growls you’re mine in a deep voice that makes you fall in love

FIGURE - figure memorised the sound of your heartbeat and tries to track you down through the hotel (which is why you see him TWICE i dont know) - figure dances the dance of love whenever he catches you in a closet. but hes utterly swagless so he gets embarassed and leaves before you can fall in love with him - fingers arms are so long to give you big hugs. and maybe trap you because hes supposed to be a yandere - when you try to leave the hotel he sabotages your elevator because if he cant have you no one can

TIMOTHY - this is a spider

SCREESH - screech is a little shithead who is an incel and sneaks up on you to hug you from behind and go surprise!


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