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Terezi: man i just want a girlfriend who will take me to the scene of a murder

Vriska: man i want a girlfriend so i can take her to the scene of a murder

Karkat: are you fucking serious right now

Here's An Idea

i form a cult of juggalos who all worship gamzee and icp. everyone has to dress in gam's act 5 outfit, which includes the shirt with his sign on it. after there is enough outrage in the public eye, the adl declares the capricorn symbol a hate symbol. it will then be pretty much be illegal (or at least frowned upon) to cosplay gamzee for a while. all im sayin is i want to confuse boomers.

TG: youre voting for biden

TG: im smashing his head in with a lead pipe

TG: we are not the same

CG: YEAH BUT DID I FUCKING ASK