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Lance's way of Coming Out

Ok, so everyone is in on the headcanon where Lance is bisexual, but it seems he’s came out before/during his Garrison years in the fanfictions I’ve been reading. But what if. He never did come out cuz like, he always thought he was straight and was just comfortable with calling another guy hot?

But then boom!

Hot space daddy and Keith got him like “Hola amigos, hold your Quiznaks. Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure you’d tap that.”

And cue his sexuality crisis + his need to blast “I’m not Gay” for hours before concluding for 100% : “Yep, I’m bi. Totally bi. This bi train has been on standbi for too long. Goodbi straight world!”

And hides for who-knows how long before the rest of the team goes find him because 1. Keith hasn’t gotten a migraine for hours, 2. There isn’t anyone messing with Pidge’s stuff and 3. Did the castle get muted or something?

Where did they find Lance? In a goddamn closet. They’re like : “What are you doing in there Lance?”

This boy, Lance beeping McClain/Sanchez, just stands up and walks out of there like :

“I’m coming out, bi.” And leaves them.