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Even more ffxiv incorrect quotes because apparently I can't stop

WoL: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing Not knowing which dialogue choice is correct: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly." Estinien: I have met the most insufferable people. But they have also met me. Moren: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. G'raha: What makes you say that? Moren: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? G'raha: Moren... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Moren: *screams in anger* Machinist WoL: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun. Zenos: My ultimate goal is to punch the gods and WoL in the eye, just to spite them one last time. Alphinaud: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. WoL, doing the msq: Actually, Alphinaud, after all these years, I just sort of go with it. Zenos: WoL, my old friend! WoL: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Zenos: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you. WoL: *sees two people doing something stupid* WoL: What a couple idiots. WoL: *realizes it's Alphinaud and Alisaie* WoL: Wait, those are MY idiots!

Thancred: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol WoL, surrounded by archons: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on. Person: What is wrong with you? WoL: Loaded question. Elaborate. Urianger: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Alisaie: ... Urianger: Oh, right. The lying.