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Technoblade out here having to deal with seeing his own corpse and Phil crying hysterically at the same time.

He deserves a raise.

I’ve been reading too many how to train your Hoglin AUs and watched the video therefore:

(MCD and injury and stuff)

Techno’s exploring the nether when something goes horribly wrong and then he somehow wakes up in the body of a Hoglin and unable to use any of his stuff. Terribly inconvenient.

Eventually, Techno finds Phil in the nether looking for him and Techno protects Phil on his journey to find Techno. (Very classic)

Somewhere along the journey Philza brings up that his people believes in guardian spirits who appear when you need them most, usually the spirits of ancestors or loved ones.

Suddenly everything clicks for Techno. The terrible thing *did* kill him.

But he can still protect Phil.

Phil’s journey continues. Eventually, Philza finds where Techno died and now Techno has to keep Phil emotionally stable bc Phil is not taking it well.

Eventually Phil calms down some. The journey back to the nether portal is mostly Phil coming to terms with and grieving over Technoblade’s death.

At the end of the journey, near the portal. Phil looks back to say goodbye to the friendly Hoglin only to see it briefly turn into a spectral Technoblade before vanishing, and Phil realizes that Techno has been guiding him through everything.

You absolutely SHATTER my heart with these MCD's holy shit. I love EmDuo so much and the idea of them both coming to terms with what happened in different ways is just HEART RENDING. I love it.

And the realization at the end is just 🥺🥺🥺 my poor heart. You had me tearing up!!!!