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WHAT DID ME AND MY FRIENDS MAKE MAN😭😭💀

making my own mspfa, in the meantime take Cronus art

i said i'd finish this but i cant be bothered vwhoops

havent posted this yet whoops

cronus wats going on with u and kankri.. what's all that stuff..? :3c

CRONUS: i'm so glad you asked!

CRONUS: most a my old friends ain't check up on me since vwe vwere introduced to earth c.

CRONUS: kan on the other hand savw lil old me an immediately flagged me dovwn, the poor guy!

CRONUS: yeah uh, me an him? toootally crazy in lowve- trust me on this one.

CRONUS: (don't go askin him about it, though.)

CRONUS: ((not only vwill he deny this totally true fact, he vwill also come to my house an kill me.))

cronus, i'm single

what was the occasion for cronus and march's selfie? :o theyre so cute

CRONUS: avw cmon march seriously? the meovwbeast filter?

CRONUS: i hope you aren't posting that anyvwhere!

MARCH: hehehe!

Cronus, now that you're on earth c are you still in contact with the trolls you played Sgrub with?

CRONUS: funny you mention it! CRONUS: vwhen vwe all got here, vwe vwere told we can only stay if we all got along! so vwe all made different vwowvs... CRONUS: err- wovs* vows** CRONUS: VOWS* to better ourselwves. i made the heroic choice of not bothering vwith anyone unless they vwanna bother me first. that vway i can really see vwhos been missing me! CRONUS: you knovw vwhat iwve learnt?

CRONUS: no one. CRONUS: no one misses me.

CRONUS: ...'cept kankri, obwvs! CRONUS: chief checks in on me ewvery 2 hours to make sure i hawven't culled myself alternian style. giwves me a big ol' talkin to if i ghost 'im, heh. CRONUS: not to mention im stuckin vwith sprite-sitting erisol, so i ain't really alone. CRONUS: it's sad none a my old friends vwanna talk. but hey, its their losses if they are too intimidated by such an artistic an sensitiwve non-reject to come hang vwith. CRONUS: #their loss #spritesitting #im fine #feeling ok #hmu pls

Cronus, everyone else here has some accessory for their face except you Cronus. Go get a pair of glasses or something, man.

ERIDAN: yeah newws flash this big glubbin idiot needs the same cod damned prescription as me ERIDAN: wwhich aint good CRONUS: vwoah eri you see the vworld like this? its... so beautiful... CRONUS: ( #inspiring #im blind as fuck )

What if you were all merpeople?

ERISOL: uh. thii2 doe2n’t actually change anyfiin.

ERISOL: fuck. anythiin*.

CRONUS: you’wve gotta be fucking kiddin me. i did NOT vwant this.

CRONUS: maybe if a human kisses me, i’ll turn into one?

ERIDAN: no no nono nonono NO

walks up to cronus with my tiny legs (for the purpose of this ask i am my icon). removes ten hundred thousand toy cars from my sylladex, leaving everyone up to their knees in toy cars. ascends back to the 4th dimension.

does anyone ever talk to Erisolsprite. How are they doing

CRONUS: this is vwhy no one sends you any asks, man.

CRONUS: novw thats just hurtful. so mature erisol. really. is this hovw you treat your vwonderful, selfless culler?

CRONUS: #ungrateful #gaslighting #kids these days

A little forehead smooch for cronus,,, like smooching a sad wet cat in the rain

Umm... Free hugs? *very shy*

MARCH: sure!

CRONUS: no sugar for ampora senior, anon?

MARCH: eww cro no

CRONUS: vwhat i say?

Croc croc cronus!!! If you had become a fully adult, what do you think you would have been like? Better than the old man (dualscar)?

CRONUS: adult me is a scary thought... hm. like- dualscar, but maybe a bit less psycho an uptight? CRONUS: i'd be cool 'n' suawve. probably vwoulda perfected the greaser look by then. CRONUS: maybe people vwould hawve vwoken up to my artistic potential, and i'd be famous for my beats? CRONUS: ahahahahaha! oh man, vwhat a laugh! CRONUS: nah, i'd probably just be me, but like, taller or vwhatewver!

cr9nus, i’m sh9cked y9u even have the audacity t9 be upset a69ut n99ne speaking to y9u, yet c9mplain a69ut me making sure y9u’re alive. it really undermines my dedicati9n t9 keeping this quadrant afl9at and was h9nestly rather triggering to see. i’m increasing my messaging time t9 9ne h9ur rather than tw9, c9nsidering y9u’re just s9 al9ne and need s9me9ne to keep y9u c9mpany. y9u sh9uld really thank me more than y9u already d9. 6ut i supp9se i’m ready to f9rgive s9 l9ng as y9u s9rt 9ut y9ur resp9nse times and actually get 6ack t9 me.

#seriously #i have all day cronus #where do you store all the nerve

CRONUS: vwoah, vwoah! slovw dovwn there chief i vwasn't complaining about it, honest! i'm stoked you ewven bother. CRONUS: i guess i'm just kinda bummed out cus vwe don't hang out as much for other reasons. other than trolling me just because you're conwvinced i hawve some kind of crazy death vwish. you kinda make out relationship sound like an obligation rather than something you actually enjoy. and THAT'S vwhats triggering here, kan. CRONUS: #vwoke #quadrant drama

SMOOCHING MERMAID CRONUS RN. praying for his humanification 🙏 (literally nothing tells me it would work)

(It didn't wwork, but at least he's a happy little guy! :) )

I know how to knit, would anyone like a hat or a scarf?

CRONUS: hey, uh. CRONUS: maybe don't go telling anyone, but... CRONUS: can i hawve a scarf? CRONUS: erisol let me vwear his at one point, an it reminded me hovw much i kinda miss my old one.

*big inhale*

PLEASPELAPSELPELASPLEASEOLEASEPLEASOLEASEPLEASPLEASPLEASEOLEASPELAPSE PLEAAASSEEEEEEE

let me hold hands with cronus i think he deserves it i think hes great and deserves some hand holding. we shall frolic. i would very much like to frolic with cronus ampora. pleeaspelwapelase accept my eoffers please.

listen cron, I’ll give you a hug, but I swear if you make any flirty remark in any quadrant I’m bashing your face in with a frying pan. Got it?

CRONUS: vwhatewver you vwant, mama-

DONK!