*big Inhale*

*big inhale*

PLEASPELAPSELPELASPLEASEOLEASEPLEASOLEASEPLEASPLEASPLEASEOLEASPELAPSE PLEAAASSEEEEEEE

let me hold hands with cronus i think he deserves it i think hes great and deserves some hand holding. we shall frolic. i would very much like to frolic with cronus ampora. pleeaspelwapelase accept my eoffers please.

Sollux’s post-game misery featuring two identity crises - managed to varying degrees

Confide

Dualscar, can we hear some of the jokes you attempted to entertain the Grand Highblood with?

DUALSCAR: vwwhat do you call... a fish vwwith only one eye? DUALSCAR: a fish.

*LOUD BOOING*

DUALSCAR: vwwhat? the vwword fish already only has one "i" in it, dumbasses!

VYVYAN: --<< Th4nk you, 2o much. 4ll of you- 2eriou2ly, if there2 4NY w4y I c4n rep4y you guy2, PLE42E let me know! 4242. DUALSCAR: ... DUALSCAR: (this really isnt anythin like alternia.) DUALSCAR: (you must be jumpin for joy in that old tomb a yours, ey, old boy.)

Im comin over, I've got @ will @nd a fuckin w@y. You will @llow yourself to be helped or we're doing this the h@rd w@y, du@lly.

-GladiatorialChoices

DUALSCAR: uh. yeah. good luck vwwith that. VYVYAN: (--<< Ok4y, come on, 2ylph of Mind… It'2 been 4 while, but you c4n do thi2! 4242.) VYVYAN: (--<< He I2 4 violet blood, 2o he might be 4 little re2i2t4nt… but I H4VE to try. I don't w4nt thi2 to h4ve to get violent- not in my reh4bilit4tion centre! 4242.) VYVYAN: --<< Here goe2 nothing. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< I ju2t need to keep him c4lm for 42 long 42 i c4n. 4242. DUALSCAR: vwwhat the fuck do you think you're doin?… VYVYAN: --<< I'm helping you. 4242. VYVYAN: --<< Even if you don't w4nt me to. 4242. DUALSCAR: you are goin to remember your fuckin place, ye dirtscrapin jade. you'wvve been doin nothin but defy me. DUALSCAR: you can't go into the mind of a seadvwweller. GET OUT OF MY - DUALSCAR: …head. VYVYAN: --<< Doe2n't th4t feel better?… We're going to get you fixed up. It won't hurt 4 bit! 4242. VYVYAN: --<< You h4ve nothing to worry 4bout, 42 long 42 you 2t4y c4lm. 4242. VYVYAN: (--<< I would recommend doing thi2 quickly. He will beh4ve for 4 while, but the effect2 WILL we4r off on 4 violet c42te 42 4ncient 42 him. 4242.)

they should try to have a family bonding night!!!

(Monopoly did not end well.)