Huntmity Sucks - Tumblr Posts

You know what I realized about ship names? Most of the time, ships either have a really nice ring to it, or they sound fucking ridiculous.

I will now be rating the names (not the ships themselves)

Disclaimer: this does not have anything to do with ships that I ship. I do ship some of these, I’m neutral or don’t ship the others.

Examples of good names:

Luz and Amity: Lumity. Nice ring to it. Sounds witchy. Maybe a light spell. (Luminescent) 10/10.

Joyce and Hopper: Jopper. Again, just sounds nice. 7/10

Hunter and Willow: Huntlow/Winter. Huntlow has a nice ring to it, and winter is an actual word. Huntlow: 7/10 winter: 9/10

El and Max: Elmax/Maven. Elmax is a fine ship name. I really like maven though. Sad Elmax is the more popular name. Elmax: 8/10 Maven: 9/10

Examples of bad names:

Mike and Will: Byler. Byler by itself is fine, but there’s a reason why its their last names. Wike. Mill. Mikill. willike. Need I continue. Byler: 7/10 others: 0/10

Wendy and Dipper: Wendip. It just sounds stupid ok. 2/10

Lucas and Max: Lumax/Mucas. I wasn’t really sure which one to put this in. Lumax doesn’t have much of a ring to it but eh. Mucas is just funny. Lumax: 4/10 Mucas: 5/10 (bonus bc it’s funny.)

Dipper and Pacifica: Dipacifica. Again. It just sounds stupid. I don’t think any dipper ship name is going to sound good. 3/10.

Hunter and Amity: Huntmity. This is the only ship I’m going to share my opinion on because it’s literally homophobic. Not only does the ship suck, but the name is horrible. It’s so awkward to say. -2/10