Slime - Tumblr Posts
SS: I never really tasted myself! I probably wouldn't taste like anything to me! It’ll taste like me, like you guys taste yourself and taste you and not anything!
((we can assume he tastes like apples coated with mucus. Like a lollipop after a wet licking.))
askmontyandfriends replied to your post: SS: I DONT WANT IT! I DONT NEED IT AND...
SS must really hate spongebob
well, you’re half right!
Epilogue:
SS: I can do plenty of other stuff! As long as I have enough slime, I can stretch reeeeaaaaallllly far! Or Or! Bend in really weird directions and I can fit in really tiny spaces! There’s a lot things!”
It may not be the cleanest animation but hey slimes are slimes
anotha old drawingk 🖤💜💛 shlime
little character sketch
I still make art from time to time (this is a risk of rain oc btw)
This was meant to be a stimboard, but Tumblr hates me, so have a stim collection instead.
I made this for Moth as a test ♡
I don't know a monster girl or something
Gonna be doing a compilation of the best Bolsonaro pics out there to celebrate his shitty coup failing.
Dying in da minion bed (https://twitter.com/BRASILWIRE/status/1609237214768021504)
wandering around a publix realizing his life is over (https://mobile.twitter.com/jonathanlkrohn/status/1611012514380144640)
His inability to wear a mask
watching football in Miami
eating KFC in Orlando on the day or Lula's inauguration
This one needs a little background, this is Bolsonaro's chair from the presidential palace, Lula's staff had to throw out a lot of the furniture because it was coated in a strange goo and slime.
At the annual slimiest men convention in Las Angeles
Same convention
And to end this off with some news, he's reportedly been hospitalized with abdominal pains after his discount Jan 6 failed, how the fuck was this man ever powerful.
#slime #gay #keywest #drag #AintImCute #EverybodyAintAble #ItsLikeThat #DontBeMad #dragqueen #gayboy #gaycute #gayguy #croptop #TuesdayTurnup #Funners (at Aqua Nightclub Key West Florida)
With love from slimes :D
@EVERYONE ! THE EGG HAS HATCHDE! Look at who was inside! 🥳
🥛🤰🏻(<- that's Egguius drinking from his trough to help him lay more eggse!)
To the untrained eye, it may seem Egguius has somply abandoned his young. And while you are partially right, he has, and he doesn't want to ever see Gamzees face ever again, but,
look closer.
Do you see it?...
The nourishment.
Furstly, that green crap on Gamzeez body?
Yeah, that's slime.
What's so special about slime you ask? Whatever, trolls sleep in it and eat it. Bit u see, where did the slime come from?
That's right --
The egg.
Egguius grew 👏 that 👏 slime 👏 in his own smol bean body. His own egg womb produced it, like gsmzee will later produce pies in the oven. He was in a state of intoxication the whole time from his own slime cells, all for this egg! (It's called "Egg Madness" in Alternian culture).
And now let's look at the rest of the nourishment -- milk, faygo, corrn dog.
W
hat's so special about that?
Well first off, the mulk, yes, onciously it is from Egguius. His left beeast--
And the fatgo?
From his right breast! 🤯
Yes! That's right --
Egguius began lactating Faygo just for Fetus Gamzee. 🤱🏻
The cirn dog may seem quite ordinary. But notice it's color...
Blue!? 🤨
That is becayse is from Egguius' flesh!
WOW. Just freaking wow. Motheehood for the win. Way to go Egguius! 🏆 🙌 💪 👏 😎 ✨
