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egotistical-cabbage

10 months ago

Donnie is floating in the water, peacefully dozing.

Raph leans against the side of the pool, resting his elbows on the edge with his eyes closed, relaxed. Donnie continues to dose. Leo floats by on an inflatable mat, laying reclined with an arm behind his head and sunglasses on, sipping a drink.

Raph looks over, "It's your funeral when he wakes up!," he says. Leo's drink is set on Donnie's back as he sleeps. Leo floats further away, gesturing lazily and grinning. "If he doesn't want to be a table, he shouldn't be so table shaped," Leo says.

Shell quirks! Part 3, Donnie!

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Donnie, you flat fuck. Pancake lookin mf. He makes for the perfect floating table when relaxing in the water (at least until he’s awake enough to murder, that is)

Ah, yes, familial urge to stack random objects on a sleeping person to see if they notice. I used to balance, like, up to five plushies on my dad’s head before he’d wake up lol

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i he ❤️ HE'S!!! IMPORTANT!!!! TO ME!!! my guy forever soulmate he’s my soulmate Like yall don't get it donatello ninja turtle is The One look at him! HES SO SLEEPY eepy sleepy boy he’s takin an eep in the wotor fuckin adorable please just let me grab his face and kiss his forehead and hold his hand and listen to him ramble for hours about stuff I couldn’t even begin to understand me when I run out of room in the tag aka me when I’m a fucking loser but seriously If I was religious I would pray for Donatello ninja turtle boyfriend i am a simple man GOD LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THE BOY. YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT. YOU DO NOT. U N D E R S T A N D. please just one chance I would treat you so good babygirl i want to cuddle with him under a weighted blanket pat his big ass forehead /aff hug the fuck out of him HE IS SO IMPORTANT HE. THE GUY. FUCK OFF HE IS THE GUY. okay ill shut up now i rhinj my meds wore off shhdjshdifkfk

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egotistical-cabbage

6 months ago

i come bearing donatello

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YYYAAAYYY yayyyy YYYYYYYAYAAAAAAYYYYTTT THERE HE IS THE BOY HES HERE AAAAEEEEEEEE fave artist posted feeling good he’s so cute I’m screaming and crying and throwing up why can’t he be real i just want to cuddle and watch atomic lass and drink flavorless juice together that’s all I need i am a simple man

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anomalous-writer

6 months ago

make that ELEVEN

thank for ten follow ver happy much like :]

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art artwork Undertale papyrus god i love papyrus papyrus undertale doodle i am a simple man i see papyrus i follow

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tiredbastard59

2 years ago

Watching Stranger Things Season 4 for me has just been whenever they mention Vecna thinking to myself: “Vox Machina would beat his fucking ass so bad man”

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critical role stranger things vox machina vecna I am a simple man I have blorbos and I want to meet my other blorbos vox machina would be fun because they have dealt with mindflayers and vecna but also the Nein and the Hells crossing over would be fun as well vex sees max struggling with having a dead brother and immediately adopts her Percy has a heart attack when he sees how many guns there are and how advanced they are Imogen and el bond over strange powers they do not fully understand l also the different treatment of sexuality would be so odd for both parties beau and yasha casually mentioned their together robin has a heart attack orym tary essek and caleb being confused on why will being gay is some big secret this is all so niche but god is it taking over my brain stranger things 4 the mighty nein bells hells

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