I Cant Imagine Them Getting Anything Done - Tumblr Posts

Things that happen in white council meetings- part 1

-Galadriel brings a cake, saying she’ll give a slice to everyone with a good idea. She stares everyone dead in the eye as she eats it all herself

-Radagast calls Elrond ‘nephew’. Multiple times. It never stops being weird

-Glorfindel and Galadriel called Gandalf ‘Olly’ when he votes against them

-Saruman calls Elrond ‘young one’. Its creepy

-Glorfindel sat on Asfaloth the entire time out of spite

-Cirdan spends the entire time making little paper boats. (he pushes them down the Bruinen when the meetings are in Rivendel)

-One time Saruman implied Galadriel shouldn’t be there because she’s a woman, and she spent the next meeting sharpening her claymore as he refused to look her in the eye

-Gandalf brought spiked soup because he wanted to see what would happen

-Saruman calls Sauron brother sometimes.

-Gandalf calls Sauron brother sometimes

-Radagast cuts mushrooms into fun shapes that look suspiciously like Sauron

-Elrond nearly jumps over the table and kills Saruman after he implies Elrond is having an affair.

-Galadriel puts the fear of...herself into Saruman after he implies Celebrian married Elrond for his title

-Glorfindel asks if he can be leader because he’s killed a fire maia before (while looking at Saruman)

-Saruman is an asshole

-Cirdan spends the entire time talking to Elrond about boats while Galadriel nearly guts Saruman as Glorfindel holds him down