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Ah, that explains it...
Things that happen in white council meetings- part 1
-Galadriel brings a cake, saying she’ll give a slice to everyone with a good idea. She stares everyone dead in the eye as she eats it all herself
-Radagast calls Elrond ‘nephew’. Multiple times. It never stops being weird
-Glorfindel and Galadriel called Gandalf ‘Olly’ when he votes against them
-Saruman calls Elrond ‘young one’. Its creepy
-Glorfindel sat on Asfaloth the entire time out of spite
-Cirdan spends the entire time making little paper boats. (he pushes them down the Bruinen when the meetings are in Rivendel)
-One time Saruman implied Galadriel shouldn’t be there because she’s a woman, and she spent the next meeting sharpening her claymore as he refused to look her in the eye
-Gandalf brought spiked soup because he wanted to see what would happen
-Saruman calls Sauron brother sometimes.
-Gandalf calls Sauron brother sometimes
-Radagast cuts mushrooms into fun shapes that look suspiciously like Sauron
-Elrond nearly jumps over the table and kills Saruman after he implies Elrond is having an affair.
-Galadriel puts the fear of...herself into Saruman after he implies Celebrian married Elrond for his title
-Glorfindel asks if he can be leader because he’s killed a fire maia before (while looking at Saruman)
-Saruman is an asshole
-Cirdan spends the entire time talking to Elrond about boats while Galadriel nearly guts Saruman as Glorfindel holds him down
Things that happen in white council meetings- part two
-It's discovered that Elrond can speak valarin when Gandalf and Saruman are having a screaming match and he manages to shout over them
-Glorfindel attempts to hold a seance to try and get Finwe to appear to back up one of his ideas. It does not work
-Radagast holds a soup-tasting
-Thranduil crashes the meeting with wine and Elrond lets him stay out of spite towards Saruman
-Galadriel spends the meeting trying to covertly pry Maglor's location out of Elrond. Elrond cries a lot. Gandalf , Cirdan, and Radagast have popcorn
-Gandalf brings 'special' brownies. he does not tell anyone what's in them until after they've been eaten
-Elrond attempts to contact Morgoth in the void to see if he can get Morgoth to pick up Sauron instead of them having to deal with him
-Saruman starts picking apart Rivendel's architecture and offers his 'advice'
-Cirdan threatens to make a boat out of Saruman
-Cirdan calls the maiar 'young and inexperienced with the ways of Arda'
My headcanon for how the Wizards/Maia are ranked is that they go by age. The first to arrive (Glorfindel, gold) is the strongest, second (Saruman, white) is next, third (Gandalf, grey) comes after that, then Radagast (brown), then the blues.
So I can just imagine...
Elrond: GLORFINDEL I SWEAR TO GOD-
Gandalf: Please, Elrond, he's FUMING, and he's my boss.
Elrond: He's WHAT
Alternatively
Saruman: *is evil*
Glorfindel: You're fired.
Saruman: What?
Legolas: You heard him, you're fired!
fuck yeah another hobbit character vine comp!! :p (also, by "my mom" kili means thorin, we know mother dís looks after her boys)