I Did Name My Cat That - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

I would like to tell ppl I named my cat tin can.

They think it’s cute

It is cute

They ask for the story

I now can lie

Or joke about my trauma

The lie

“Oh I liked the name and I mean look at them!”

The trauma

It would’ve been the last thing I texted my sister before I was shot at in my classroom.

Can you believe that that would have been the last thing

Like fucking tincan

But anyway tin can is a great name and if he ever gets a sibling

Their name is bean


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