I Would Like To Tell Ppl I Named My Cat Tin Can.
I would like to tell ppl I named my cat tin can.
They think it’s cute
It is cute
They ask for the story
I now can lie
Or joke about my trauma
The lie
“Oh I liked the name and I mean look at them!”
The trauma
It would’ve been the last thing I texted my sister before I was shot at in my classroom.
Can you believe that that would have been the last thing
Like fucking tincan
But anyway tin can is a great name and if he ever gets a sibling
Their name is bean
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