Im Also Delusional - Tumblr Posts

I would like to tell ppl I named my cat tin can.

They think it’s cute

It is cute

They ask for the story

I now can lie

Or joke about my trauma

The lie

“Oh I liked the name and I mean look at them!”

The trauma

It would’ve been the last thing I texted my sister before I was shot at in my classroom.

Can you believe that that would have been the last thing

Like fucking tincan

But anyway tin can is a great name and if he ever gets a sibling

Their name is bean

I will do my damnedest to never let ppl find me on here. But that tin can thing might’ve given me away. And I attached the story. Fuck. If you know me. No you don’t stfu.

I can't wait for Strange Way of Life to come out, especially since more people might realise the absolute DILF that is Ethan Hawke.

Also this man is the spokesperson for mans boob rights.

Good GREIF

Me rn:

Basically MORE PEOPLE APPRECIATE HIM