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I started to play "WonderEnd 0" thinking it was a cringy gacha horror game

HOLY SHIT.

Maybe I should draw Alan (I didn't finish the game, so if he dies or smt I will cry a lot 😭)

‘𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞…’ 𝐦𝐲𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬;

✞ pairing: alternative!yoongi x reader (afab) ✞ type: drabbles ✞ genre: filthy smut ✞ status: new&ongoing

disclaimer: this is entirely a work of fiction and by no means is meant to be a projection, judgment or representation of real-life people. yoongi is used solely as a face and a name for the story. this is not a representation of real-life scenarios.

➷.𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠 𝐨𝐧 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 — coming soon!!

➷.𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 — coming soon!!

… + 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞.

© 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐣𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ, ᴛʀᴀɴꜱʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ.

LOOK THEY'RE BOTH WORLD FAMOUS BLONDE CHEFS WHO TRAVEL AND HAVE AN AESTHETIC RELATED TO FLAMES, THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough cough*

what the *fuck*

it was stuck in my head

part 2

cherry muffins and lavender tea (S, F) @roses-ruby

splish (S) @shina913

sexy nukim (S) @cheolhub

i need to touch you (S) @musicloverxoxo7

doom boy (S) @soft4gguk

you,after all (F,S) @effortandmore

jealousy (A,F) @borahaerhy

unpredictable (S) @yoonjinkooked

a very personal assistant (S) @mintjoonlep

distortion (S) @darlingwoes

stuttering (S,F) @moonlightchildz

love talk (F,S) @oftenderweapons

fairytale dream (F,S) (yandere) @euphoricfilter

sick (F) @teddybear-jongho

cleaning day (F,S) @gojosnympho

eight years (F, S) @jungkookstatts

thighs (smut) @mayolive-writes

just the tip? (smut) @joon4eva

hookup (smut) @hamsterclaw

doom boy (smut) @soft4gguk

false awakening (smut,fluff)

show me how (smut) @taleasnewastime

dream girl (smut,fluff) @imaginationofacrazyfangirl

baby daddy (smut) @nmjoo-n

baby fever (fluff) @getitinbusan

my person (fluff,smut) @berryhobii

release (smut) @bteezxyewriter12

enough is enough (smut) @bteezxyewriter12

pure (smut) @berryhobii

naked (fluff,smut) @muniimyg

bookworms (fluff,smut) @hoseoksluna

Flirt or flight (fluff) @jjungkookislife

Story (smut) @hoseoksluna

Personal trainer (smut) @suemaelee

London calling (smut) @oftenderweapons

New workout plan (smut) @kyph3r

Cupcake bet (Smut) @flowerprincesscherryblossom

Cockpit masterlist @lbxbx

bodyguard (smut,fluff) @divinelyparkjimin

gang shit (fluff) @gimmethatagustd

pretty baby (smut,fluff,angst) @margotw10bis

are you jealous (smut) @k00sblogger

I love you so much (smut,fluff) @kimchitaebae

KNJ FIC RECS @bts-0t-7

Find out (smut) @jjungkookislife

The morning after (fluff,smut) @7ndipity

pastel pink (smut) (forbidden romance) @aft3rhrs

Chocolate wings (fluff, smut) @breezybangtanbebe

try again (smut) @jiminscockr1ng

Friend or fuck (smut,fluff) @joonsmagicshop

Between the pages (F, S) @hwanghyunjinenthusiast

About love (F, S) @jjkeverlast

Sundress (S) @cheolhub

New Guy (S) @kithtaehyungreads

Word from our sponsors (S,F) @ugh-yoongi

My only one (F) @mykoreanlove

Next time (S) @personasdestinyy

The Package thief (F) @blog-name-idk

Closer (S) @lo1k-diamonds

Takasugi: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Sakamoto: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment

Takasugi: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

Autodesk, what are you doing?! Wow!

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

Huh....

Okay, so plan B. I'm going to roll a red dice and a purple dice with my eyes closed, highest score wins, it completely fair, and I get to show off my knucklebones board

*dice noises*

Goat wins! 5:3

This was actually my spare board, I'm painting the other one to look like the Lamb's bible

Which plushie should I make first, The Lamb or the Goat?

Whilst I'm definitely going to make both of them. It'll be more of a one at a time deal.

Anyways...

Huh....

Okay, so plan B. I'm going to roll a red dice and a purple dice with my eyes closed, highest score wins, it completely fair, and I get to show off my knucklebones board

*dice noises*

Goat wins! 5:3

This was actually my spare board, I'm painting the other one to look like the Lamb's bible

Which plushie should I make first, The Lamb or the Goat?

Whilst I'm definitely going to make both of them. It'll be more of a one at a time deal.

Anyways...

Mutual Aid (part18)

Sequel of Second Chance: Here if you haven’t read it yet

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📩 Simblr question of the day: Do you have any blogs that make your day when they post? Mention them! Tell us why you like them!

Wow, what a great question! ☺ Those blogs would be @cowplant-pizza her posts are beautiful, and her sims are stunning. @oshinsims I just love her, she inspires me. @acuar-io hot, that makes me gay. @servegrilledcheese sims are gorgeous, love it. @lucidicer makes me laugh, and sims soooooo pretty 🐸