I Didn't Stab Her Don't Worry - Tumblr Posts

Random things I've said

*Quietly, at little sister* "Dry your hands before I stab you with a safety pin..."

*Holding a cat on my head* "This is my son" (About the cat)

"I've lived here my whole life and I've came to the concision that there is no intelligent life"

"This is a cloak not a cape, GET IT RIGHT"

"Let me guess, you're here to ask a dumb question you already forgot."

"[insert brother's name.] , Stop bothering me with dumb questions- *Trips and almost falls*"