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* 𝐇𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒 / 𝐄𝐏 𝟔 & 𝟕.
feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoiler warning.
“ why didn’t you shoot him? ”
“ he didn’t hurt me, by the way. ”
“ if you got a map, why you lost? ”
“ must’ve missed all the street signs in the enormous fucking forest. ”
“ if you’ve come this far, then you know what’s out there. ”
“ there are firefly people? ”
“ you’re not gonna scare us. ”
“ holy shit, are you dying? ”
“ just a reminder that if you’re dead, i’m fucked. ”
“ you gonna teach me how? ”
“ come down from there, you’re gonna break your neck. ”
“ it’s a little late to start wondering. ”
“ i reckon it’s a lot more complicated than that. ”
“ i woke up early, you were passed out so i took second watch. ”
“ you can’t do things like this. ”
“ what can i say, man? i’m a natural. ”
“ you don’t know how to whistle? ”
“ does it sound like i know how to whistle? ”
“ seriously though, how the fuck do you do that? ”
“ you should teach me how to hunt. ”
“ you could’ve just made something up, i would’ve believed you. ”
“ actually, i don’t think i’ve ever had a proper meal. ”
“ a bad reputation doesn’t mean you’re bad. ”
“ doesn’t seem like you aged much. ”
“ thanks for still giving a shit about me. ”
“ i did those things to keep us alive. ”
“ we murdered people, and i don’t judge your for it. ”
“ we survived the only way we knew how. ”
“ just because life stopped for you, doesn’t mean it has to stop for me. ”
“ who’s been cutting your hair? ”
“ maybe i shouldn’t have said anything. ”
“ you are definitely smart, would’ve made a hell of a lawyer. ”
“ there’s a whole lot you’re not telling me. ”
“ be careful who you put your faith in. the only people who can betray us are the ones we trust. ”
“ i shouldn’t have said what i said. i don’t even believe it. ”
“ i’ve lost something. ”
“ you’re the only one i trust. ”
“ is this really all they had to worry about? boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirt… it’s bizarre. ”
“ if you’re gonna ditch me, ditch me. ”
“ do you give a shit about me or not?! ”
“ what are you so afraid of? ”
“ don’t. don’t say another word. ”
“ you have no idea what loss is. ”
“ everybody i have cared for has either died, or left me. everybody fucking except for you! ”
“ don’t tell me that i would be safer with somebody else because the truth is, i would just be more scared! ”
“ you’re right, you’re not my daughter - and i sure as hell ain’t your dad. ”
“ we’re going our separate ways. ”
“ you came here to say goodbye or something? ”
“ you deserve a choice. ”
“ the target’s too small. ”
“ i am not flinching. the rifle just sucks. ”
“ deep breath in, slow breath out, you squeeze the trigger like you love it. gentle, steady, nice and slow… ”
“ you gonna shoot this thing or get it pregnant. ”
“ one step closer to your dream. ”
“ when i was a kid, i wanted to be a singer. ”
“ i’m not gonna laugh. ”
“ you’re already laughing. ”
“ i’m gonna save the fucking world man, it’s the least you can do for me. ”
“ they’re not following us, i think we’re safe. ”
“ i can’t fucking do this without you. ”
“ i don’t wanna fight about it. ”
“ you’ve never been what i’d call well-behaved. ”
“ you’re so smart, you’re stupid. ”
“ why do you even care? ”
“ what the fuck is wrong with you, sneaking up on me like that? ”
“ i thought you were dead! ”
“ i appreciate your mercy. ”
“ if you’re going through some shit you’re supposed to, i don’t know, talk to your best friend about it. ”
“ wait, who gave you the black eye? ”
“ give me a name and i’ll fuck them up. ”
“ i joined the fireflies. ”
“ i don’t know, should i trust you? ”
“ maybe you shouldn’t mess with people like that. ”
“ you can’t fight everything and everyone. you can pick and choose what’s important. ”
“ oh shit, is he dead? ”
“ you’re sick, you know that right? ”
“ was that the first dead body you ever saw? ”
“ can i hold your gun? ”
“ i got bored, so i snuck out. ”
“ as much as i love arguing with your stubborn ass, we’re on a mission here. ”
“ it’s okay you don’t know everything. ”
“ are you gonna kill me? this seems like the perfect place to do it. ”
“ you are just a graceful ballerina. ”
“ we’re like the future, you know, we could make things better. ”
“ why didn’t you tell me any of this? ”
“ the longer i was away, the harder it was for me to come back. ”
“ is that a time machine? ”
“ have you done this before? ”
“ i’m not cheating, you’re just losing. ”
“ i just can’t get in trouble again. ”
“ is this where you’ve been staying? ”
“ what did the frustrated cannibal do? he threw up his hands. ”
“ what did the triangle say to the circle? you’re so pointless. ”
“ how does a computer get drunk? it takes screenshots. ”
“ i would never let them do that. ”
“ this isn’t easy. ”
“ you don’t know what it was like to have a family, to belong. ”
“ maybe the fireflies aren’t what i think they are but they chose me, i matter to them. ”
“ you mattered to me first. ”
“ goddamn it, i wanna punch you so bad. ”
“ okay. and i’m not saying it all pissy and shit. ”
“ i was definitely, probably gonna give it back. ”
“ don’t go. ”
“ there’s more stuff over there you can break. ”
“ we can just be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together. ”