I Hate Calypso - Tumblr Posts

my headcanon is that caleo is just a high school love story that just ends in a year....

like can you tell me otherwise that leo's feelings for calypso was just a 15yo's hormones 💀💀 like bro they literally barely spent time together on that island and you're telling me they fell for each other that quick??? is that ship even sturdy enough to not sink on its own🚢

i can just see it hit the iceberg called maturity and just sink in the ocean called life🌊

anyway my point is that their relationship is forced🌹

they're going down like jiper💖

and i hate calypso 🥰🥰

thank you for coming to my ted talk

SOMETIME THE POST BUTTON IS AN OPTION YOU KNOW

SHARING AINT ALWAYS CARING

Wait...now that i think about it....

You remember that Jorge Said that the Gods/Godesses can bring the voices of mortals if they please? Like Athena did in My Goodbye with the voices of the members of the crew that died bc of the Cyclops?

What if Calypso actually bring the voices of Polites, Eurylochus and Anticlea to prevent Odysseus from jumping the legde? But only trigger all of His traumas TOGHETHER.

I'm not fine guys....