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Instead of what I Really Should Be Doing, let me espouse the joys of having Conlang Brain Mush Syndrome.

To be very clear, this is a thing I made up.

Specifically, this is a thing i made up to refer to that feeling where all your favorite words from all your favorite conlangs mush together in your squidgy sleep-deprived brain and make a Dialect.

It is, technically, a sign you should go the heck to bed. It is also, etymologically, a Fucking Joyous Occasion. It's specifically the right words from the specific right context and who cares if it makes your internal monologue incomprehensible. That's part of the fun, right?

Because only with Conlang Brain Mush Syndrome can you get the context of this particular prefix means both low to the ground and just absolutely very hype at the same time as you get this particular tone suffix from a completely different language means that the speaker is fondly fed-up with either the situation or the listener in question and the sheer condescension of unironically mimicking the same mouth sounds as a prissy twink you saw on tiktok once.

(Or: Jakxy had a thought that was 1/3 Catalan-and-kinda-Madrid flavored Spanish, 1/3 Mando'a, 2/9 Balkour Vaakre tone-words, and prefaced by an exclamation in a dialect of english she is not regional to. This is, she believes, a good as any reason to not be depressed in the face of insurmountable odds.)