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headcannons of andre & cal with mel... (you dont have to do this its kinda silly)

Andre & Cal + Mel Headcanons

- Every time Andre walks into his house, Mel meows so loud it can only be described as screaming. She tries to crawl up his legs and bother him until he picks her up.

- Andre has had Mel since he was two and Mel was one. They’ve grown up together. Andre has no memories without Mel. He calls Mel a grandma constantly because she’s seventeen. (She’s still going strong though!)

- Mel does not like Cal. She nips at him whenever he tries to pet her. Andre tries to reassure Cal, saying she’s just on edge, but it is Cal’s fault. They just don’t get along.

- When Andre and Cal were working on the pipe bombs, Mel walked through their mess constantly. She had little black spots on her fur that made Andre have to wash her.

- Cal doesn’t care that Mel doesn’t like him. He’ll still cradle her like a baby and pet her until she’s drawn blood from his hand from biting him.

- Andre always has white cat hair on his clothes. His grey camouflage shirt is permanently covered in cat hair no matter how many times he washes it.

- Mel has walked in on Cal and Andre making out and more way too many times. Andre has to pause everything and push her out of the room in order for her to leave them alone.

- Mel is a big cat, and I mean big. Andre’s parents still think she’s half maine coon.

- When Andre is upset, Mel sits in his lap or on his chest in an attempt to help. She also licks at his face when he cries. She does everything she can to cheer Andre up.

- Cal makes fun of Mel as a joke sometimes, and it always makes Andre upset. Cal tries to make him laugh, but Andre just stares at him with a blank face.

- Mel sleeps in Andre’s bed at night. When Cal sleeps over, she sleeps in between them. If they want to cuddle, they have to move her to the end of the bed.

ooh can we get some t4t nsfw hcs ?

NSFW T4T Caldre Headcanons

- Cal loves being eaten out, and Andre loves doing it. There have been times that Andre’s gotten himself off with his hand while eating Cal out. They’re both obsessed with it.

- Andre is buff and able to pick Cal up and throw him on the bed. Andre’s worked out since he was a kid in order to look more ‘manly,’ and Cal is in love with his arms and thick thighs.

- Before Andre cut his hair, he used to wear it in ponytails constantly. Cal pulled on his ponytails constantly in bed.

- Andre is always down for a second or third round during sex due to his testosterone injections making him horny nonstop. Cal, who started testosterone later, is still very sensitive from his bottom growth and gets overwhelmed after the first round.

- They’ve gotten each other off in a movie theater before. They brought a blanket to put over their laps because Cal constantly gets cold, but it was ultimately used to cover their hands as they drifted under each others boxers and packers.

- Andre has multiple straps. Cal’s favorite is a seven-inch that’s the same color as Andre’s skin.

- Andre’s chest is very sensitive. He has a larger chest than Cal, and Cal grabs and plays with it as much as he can before Andre tells him to stop.

- They’re both quite loud in bed, but Andre tries to be quiet because he hates how high his voice goes. Cal does anything and everything he can to make Andre the loudest he can be.

- Cal constantly has hickies on the inside of his thighs while Andre has them on his chest.

- For a while, Andre always wore a shirt during intimate times. Soon, he moved to a sports bra and then went on to wear nothing.

- Cal is flexible. Like… weirdly flexible. He did gymnastics and dance as a kid when his mom wanted him to be her sweet little girl, but now he uses it for more fun purposes.

- Cal squeezes his legs together when he’s close, causing Andre to have to tell him to keep his legs open or else he’ll stop. Cal will whine and force them open.

- When Andre is getting head, he guides Cal through it even if it’s the billionth time Cal’s gone down on him. He tells him where he wants his tongue to go and how many fingers to use. Sometimes he even grabs Cal’s hair to physically move him.