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mikotenma

10 years ago

reblog with the weirdest thing you call your pet in the tags

i’m curious

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demon dog crazy cat you little shits tribble breeder where'd you come from? holy shit blu blu cat's name is Bluestreak i kid you not the little shits are two guinea pigs named poison ivy mystique my family regrets nothing

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schizonia

5 years ago

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i kid you not that i start having a heart stroke from seeing just a 2 seconds shot of Hawks back keigo takami hawks boku no hero academia

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locallesbianinyourarea

2 years ago

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if anyone draws my blorbos i will COLLAPSE /vvvpos i kid you not i will cherish that shit till the day i die like a giant farmer cherishing an oh so delicate little duckling that they hold oh so close to them and will feed them breadcrumbs and pomegranate pieces from the carefully grown pomegranate trees they have and have made the lil duckie their own little pond with the help of their woodcutter lover and sometimes takes the duckling inside in cold days to rest inside their warm wooden house and lets the duck sleep with them at night

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minrya

11 months ago

sail my beautiful ship

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i kid you not I HAVE BEEN GOOGLE SEACHING THIS DRAWING FOR A YEAR AND I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL POST I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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mimziclehatsuna

3 years ago

Vanessa: Chica, what are you doing?

Glamrock Chica, eating trash: DON’T JUDGE ME!

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fnaf glamrock chica fnaf vanessa i kid you not glamrock chica actually eats trash fnaf security breach

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yuzuyoon

1 year ago

i dont understand how shippers can actually ship jimin and jk. watching their interacts seems very platonic to me, brotherly at most. like, am i missing something in their interactions that makes people go "oh yeah, they're dating?" i mean, i act all affectionate and touchy with my close friends like jimin does, but i've never dated any of them? people are allowed to be affectionate and playful without having to date

...to be fair tho, there were at least two rumors of me dating like two different close friends floating around my homophobic religious school because im so affectionate, so anything is possible i guess 💀?

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i kid you not ive had multiple people ask me if i was dating my friend No maybe thats why im so uncomfortable with shipping other than the obvious reasons

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wolfplayz172005

4 years ago

this was still the best part i think

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i kid you not i laughed so hard i was watching techno's stream and it was blurry but i remembered what was on there i gasped for air xD jebus i am sprised no one heard me ♡ reblog ♡

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lavenderthewolf

2 years ago

Thinking about it more I think being in the gifted kid program fucked me up later on in school methinks

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like i had such good grades until i was put into that program dgmr i loved the teacher she did nothing wrong but like i missed actually important lessons and like right after starting (4th-5th grade) all of my grades started dropping i kid you not all of highschool i barely managed to pass like im 90% sure had lockdown not happened and i was never enrolled in online school instead of in person i would not be graduating ive been using brainly for almost all my assignments the last 3 years because IDFK HOW TO DO THE WORK anyways have a nice day lmfao lav speaks

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