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Silas Birchtree! I lost my mind when I read about the cult of Ciphertology on the website. Silas was the closest thing we got to canon human Bill Cipher and I have barely found any fanart of him. So I'm here to deliver lmao.

Here's the fucked up version.
Fun fact: birch is one of my favorite trees. I grew up playing amongst birches. I love how they have "eyes" on their bark. It made me feel safer as a kid because my tree friends were watching me. No wonder I'm so fucked in the head lmao.
im really hating myself so much that im reading j*id fanfiction right now
Guys I just saw twisters and I got 2 things to say
1) I love kate sm literally her character is so cool
2) I now want to go chase some tornadoes
I feel like i have so much shit to say to the media.
But I don’t want to be known for saying some crap people wouldn’t even like
So i had this villain female! Hiccup x Jack Frost idea and um..I wrote like the first few words and stopped- i to this day can’t seem to find a good way to complete it now.
CHRISTOPHER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US
I'm crying rn- is it possible to fall in love with someones smile cause thats what happened😭😭 So I was chatting with my friend[lets call him orange] and orange decided to show me a picture of him and his new friend[lets call his friend peach😭], so he did....UGH PEACHES SMILE WAS SOOO CUTEEE😭 And when I met peach, he seemed really nicee!! I told orange that I had a crush on peach and he teased me so much i swear- BUT he promised not to tell anyone🥰🥰 Idk but i'm not ready for a relationship but I really like peach 😕
I need help. Serious. Help.
[I have a crush😭]

I'll protect you bby, don't you worry!! Lemme call in the special reinforcements 😤
[This is a code red situation]