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I have now successfully photographed jonny without ending up with another missing limb. Now since I now have a photograph I can explain a bit about where he comes from and his biology.

Jonny is a humanoid species of alien which convergently evolved to be similar to humans like much of the Mechanisms. While the name of his species can’t quite be spelt in English, I will do my best: frwringrit.

These creatures evolved to survive in an asteroid belt which was barely habitable, as such they are extremophiles. This means jonny can survive in very low oxygen environments and is adept at moving in low gravity.

If we are to look at his internal structure, he has a much more complicated respiratory system than humans, capable of diffusing not only oxygen, but several other elements aswell. When you don’t know what kind of atmosphere you’ll get, it’s useful to be able to use different chemical reactions to get your energy.

Frwringits are opertunistic feeders, who will even eat eachother if especially hungry and/or don’t like the person. This was made illegal in most places around the belt after they managed to get consistent food up and running, but some regions it’s still very much legal. Those are Jonny’s favorite regions.

Due to living in low atmosphere, frwringits don’t usually like high atmosphere environments as it gives them headaches from the pressure and way too much air in their lungs, but after a millennia of living on the Aurora jonny has managed to adapt. Still, he does prefer low atmosphere over high atmosphere any day.

Anyway tune in next time for: thoth gets way into infodumping alien biology and worlds

Behold thy height chart fool

I shall be reposting updates as I go

Also y’all… I tried to get them to stand still but they just would not cooperate. Jonny keeps trying to bite me because he insists he’s taller than Marius (this is made worse by Marius teasing him about it), Ivy insisted she had a book or she wouldn’t participate, Nastya wanted the Aurora in the picture but how am I supposed to fit a spaceship inside of my little building? Gunpowder Tim brought bombs into my room full of expensive camera equipment, and I had to rush over after taking the picture to put out the fuse on the dynamite he was trying to balance on Nastya’s head. Raphaella was very difficult to pry from her lab, I had to get Jonny to shoot her so we could drag her into the studio. Anyway at least Ashes, Brian, The Toy Soldier, and Lyfrassir didn’t get too under my skin. I do hope they remain cooperative in the future.