I Want A Basking Rock - Tumblr Posts

Anyone else lay by the pool, or sit in a hot car, or just walk outside after being in a building with A/C into the dessert heat, and take a moment to absorb the heat like a lizard basking on a warm rock. It's so cozy.

I told my Aunt to look into getting a basking rock for humans to lay on, and put it by her pool. It would literally be the best thing in the world.

I have no idea if basking rock for humans is a real thing, but I feel like it is a million dollar idea. The same people that make reptile habitat material should also make this product. Or the same people that make Jacuzzis.

It really wouldn't be that hard. I just want to lay on a huge flat rock that stays comfortably warm. But also I want a self heating rock for when the sun's not out, but I want to be warm. And of course I want one that's indoors, because most times I don't want to be outside.

Do I have an actual lizard brain?