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The Sith Guard at the elevator: Move along.
Revan: How dare you? Do you know who I am?
The Sith Guard at the elevator: No. So... who the heck are you?
Revan: I have no idea. I thought you know!
Carth speaking to Revan: What were you thinking?
Bastila: Let me paraphrase that... Were you even thinking at all???
Revan to Malak and Bastila on the Leviathan: Wow! Your actions make me seem almost like a nice person!
I got this picture from here: https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/331296116334815671/
Even though it depicts Lin and Tenzin from The Legend of Korra, this couple also reminds me of Malak and Revan here. That might seem strange, but I’ve associated them with Malak and Revan since I came across it a couple of years ago.
Obviously, I don’t own the picture.:)
Revan fighting with any Sith/dark jedi: There's just time for you to die! Revan fighting with Malak on the Star Forge: There's just no time to die... for both of us...
Bastila: What’s your problem with the Jedi Council?
Amnesiac Revan: They don’t let me miss them. Neither do you…
Revan *about the dark jedi on the way*: They might be other old friends...
Jolee: Too bad it seems you don't have any old friends that don't want to kill you.
Revan: Hmmmm... old friends that don't want to kill me...
HK-47: Commentary: Too good you have so many old friends that we can kill together, master!
Revan about Malak and the Exile: Nobody dares hurt my friends! Except for me, of course...
Lashowe: Amuse us. Make us laugh, and we just might consider allowing you to live.
Carth *whispering to Revan*: It seems like they're going to insult you.
Revan: Not sure. They're not intelligent enough to insult me.
Carth: You have to help the Republic... This is your responsibility as a Republic sold...
Bastila: We must find all the Star Maps and fight against Darth Malak. It's your responsibility as a Jedi!
Amnesiac Revan: In fact, these are your responsibilities, not mine! You both can do whatever you want. Even fight against Darth Malak if you like. Then I'll only come and put flowers on the graves with your remains within... if there are any remains, of course...
Darth Revan: The Jedi are going to kill me and you're wasting that precious time I have left to prepare...
Darth Malak: No, Revan, I...
Darth Revan: Stop. How about, "No, Master". In fact, let's try, "Yes, my Master" for a change.
Darth Malak: Oh, are you sure you wouldn't prefer "My Mighty Master"? "My Esteemed Inimitable Master, perhaps"?
Darth Revan: I have tolerated your arrogance for too long, maybe even encouraged it. But today you will know your place.
Darth Malak: And where exactly is that place?
Darth Revan: Right here. On... your... knees.
I wrote that down about a week ago and today noticed this pic by @preraphaedyke. It could have some similarities with the dialogue. What a funny coincidence!XD
Malak/the Exile/Bastila/Carth... *choose any appropriate character and any time*: Don't go there or you'll get into big trouble...
Revan: Troubles! They're waiting for me! How can I just stay here and let them pass by?!
Darth Malak: Tell me, why did the Jedi spare you? Is it vengeance you seek at this reunion?
Revan: You ask me questions, but you do it without respect. You betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship and tried to kill me... You don't even think to call me Master!
Carth on the Leviathan *nervously looking at Revan talking to Darth Malak*: How do you think, whose side she is on now?
Bastila: I'm pretty sure she's on her own side. As always.
Another sneaky stranger talking to Revan: Are you threatening me?
Amnesiac Revan: If I were, you wouldn't have to ask me. You would know.
Bastila: Actually, Malak's a self-proclaimed Lord of the Sith.
Amnesiac Revan: Why so? Wasn't he supposed to become the Lord if the Sith after you'd killed Revan?
Bastila: I didn't kill Revan.
Amnesiac Revan: What?!
Bastila: Revan survived.
Amnesiac Revan: What are you talking about???
Bastila: Malak attacked the ship to destroy both you and me at once. In fact, he turned out to be a traitor. You lost the conscious, but I got you to our ship and saved your life.
Amnesiac Revan: Do you mean that...
Bastila: That's right. You're Revan. Unfortunately, you lost your memory after a brain injury you got after Malak's attack.
Amnesiac Revan: Wait... How...
Bastila: We gave you an identity of a dying smuggler just to save the Galaxy from Darth Revan's threat.
Amnesiac Revan: Pretty smart way, I must confess...
Bastila: But Malak found out you're still alive and now he desires to capture and then kill you...
Amnesiac Revan: ... *All turns red and Kill Bill sirens sound*
Carth: If Revan had been alive, she wouldn't have been able to deceive all of us again.
Bastila: If Revan was alive, she could do that even better...
Revan: I thought Jedi have to be calm...
Bastila: Your stubborness and dullness can make anyone lose their temper!
Revan: Are YOU saying that to me?
Mission: Lexi, can you imagine what a piece of shit Revan must've been if her best friend decided to kill her in the end?
Amnesiac Revan: I can only imagine what a piece of shit that friend is...
Veritas in medio