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When Fangirling about K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6
-Another BTS Version because COncEPT phOTos-
Me: oh no
Friend: oh no
Me: ooohh noooo
Friend: it's Twitter again isn't it
Me: I can't look
Friend: then don't
Me: but I HaVE to
Friend: okay then look
Me: BUT I'M NOT READY
Friend: then get ready
Me: yOU CAn neVER bE REadY foR BanGTAn
Friend: omg then just shut up
Me: I'm gonna look
Friend: then look
Me: I'm gonna do it
Friend: then do it
Me: here I go...
Friend: okay...
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: I can't
Friend: omg really
Me: I think it's Jungkook today
Friend: you think it's what today
Me: if it's Jungkook I'll die
Friend: tf is a Jungkook?
Me: I can't
Friend: then stfu
Me: okay...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: I have to look
Friend: omg
Me: I can do this...
Friend: THEN DO IT ALREADY
Me: okay okay fine
Friend: finally...
Me: //slowly reaches for phone and unlocks it
Friend: well?
Me: //stops breathing
Friend: wtf what
Me: i-it's
Friend: it's?
Me: It's not...
Friend: just freaking say it alre-
Me: IT's JIn Oh MY OvarIES ArE DEaD
Friend: Jin?
Me: JUST LOOK AT THIS HE'S A DOCTOR
Friend: okay...?
Me: a DOctOR
Friend: so what
Me: AND HIS HAIR
Friend: ugh
Me: it's BlaCK aGAin
Friend: didn't you have enough fangirling over hair with the blonde guy?
Me: WhY WOulD yOU brINg YOonGI uP RIgHt noW
Friend: I just don't get you
Me: //crying
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Me: I'm not gonna make it
Friend: you're not gonna make what
Me: I'm not gonna live through this
Friend: wtf live through what?
Me: I'm NoT goNNA liVe
Friend: omg stop over-exaggerating
Me: I'm noT oVEr-eXAgGeraTIng
Friend: yes you are
Me: you don't understand
Friend: ugh
Me: you don't understand the pAiN they put me through
Friend: they live on the other side of the world how much pain could the give you
Me: first 'I Need U'
Friend: omg stfu about that song
Me: then the 'For You' music video that KILLED MY FLUFFY FEELS
Friend: just like everything else
Me: and now another one
Friend: yes, all within a month, you've said that over and over
Me: and this coNCept
Friend: along with every other concept ever
Me: is just perFEct
Friend: so what makes this one different?
Me: ...
Friend: because if every single one 'kills' you
Me: ...
Friend: why is this one so different
Me: ...
Friend: cause you do this /every time/
Me: ...
Friend: and I'm sick of you talking about it
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: but bLOndE YoONgI
Friend: if you say another word about it I'll kill you
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Friend 1: Someone call the doctor cause my little brother is sick
Me: ME I'LL CALL
Friend 2: ...okaayyyy
Me: //faintly plays 'Overdose' in the background
Friend 1: off
Friend 2: turn it off
Me: fine
-thirty minutes later-
Jin: someone called for a Doctor
Friend 1: you're kidding
Friend 2: isn't that one of your Koreans?
Me: you said to call a doctor
Friend 1: omg I meant a REAL one
Me: oh
Jin: so you don't need a doctor?
Friend 2: omg you're not a real doctor
-Admin Jinnie