IM SORRY I HAD TO - Tumblr Posts
L honestly
Help
She's in my closet help
She found out that I drew her as an itty bitty baby and now she's angry helppppp
Y'ALL ARE HAVING AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION USING THE TAGS WTF 😭
Yeah the autism spectr- is shot dead no survivors
jegbert is a spectrum. deal with that
So...you're a...
Covid Corvid?
It seems I am getting sick. I have a flight to catch in 12 days. So I just have to not be sick by then.
When Fangirling about K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6
-Another BTS Version because COncEPT phOTos-
Me: oh no
Friend: oh no
Me: ooohh noooo
Friend: it's Twitter again isn't it
Me: I can't look
Friend: then don't
Me: but I HaVE to
Friend: okay then look
Me: BUT I'M NOT READY
Friend: then get ready
Me: yOU CAn neVER bE REadY foR BanGTAn
Friend: omg then just shut up
Me: I'm gonna look
Friend: then look
Me: I'm gonna do it
Friend: then do it
Me: here I go...
Friend: okay...
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: I can't
Friend: omg really
Me: I think it's Jungkook today
Friend: you think it's what today
Me: if it's Jungkook I'll die
Friend: tf is a Jungkook?
Me: I can't
Friend: then stfu
Me: okay...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: I have to look
Friend: omg
Me: I can do this...
Friend: THEN DO IT ALREADY
Me: okay okay fine
Friend: finally...
Me: //slowly reaches for phone and unlocks it
Friend: well?
Me: //stops breathing
Friend: wtf what
Me: i-it's
Friend: it's?
Me: It's not...
Friend: just freaking say it alre-
Me: IT's JIn Oh MY OvarIES ArE DEaD
Friend: Jin?
Me: JUST LOOK AT THIS HE'S A DOCTOR
Friend: okay...?
Me: a DOctOR
Friend: so what
Me: AND HIS HAIR
Friend: ugh
Me: it's BlaCK aGAin
Friend: didn't you have enough fangirling over hair with the blonde guy?
Me: WhY WOulD yOU brINg YOonGI uP RIgHt noW
Friend: I just don't get you
Me: //crying
---
Me: I'm not gonna make it
Friend: you're not gonna make what
Me: I'm not gonna live through this
Friend: wtf live through what?
Me: I'm NoT goNNA liVe
Friend: omg stop over-exaggerating
Me: I'm noT oVEr-eXAgGeraTIng
Friend: yes you are
Me: you don't understand
Friend: ugh
Me: you don't understand the pAiN they put me through
Friend: they live on the other side of the world how much pain could the give you
Me: first 'I Need U'
Friend: omg stfu about that song
Me: then the 'For You' music video that KILLED MY FLUFFY FEELS
Friend: just like everything else
Me: and now another one
Friend: yes, all within a month, you've said that over and over
Me: and this coNCept
Friend: along with every other concept ever
Me: is just perFEct
Friend: so what makes this one different?
Me: ...
Friend: because if every single one 'kills' you
Me: ...
Friend: why is this one so different
Me: ...
Friend: cause you do this /every time/
Me: ...
Friend: and I'm sick of you talking about it
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: but bLOndE YoONgI
Friend: if you say another word about it I'll kill you
---
Friend 1: Someone call the doctor cause my little brother is sick
Me: ME I'LL CALL
Friend 2: ...okaayyyy
Me: //faintly plays 'Overdose' in the background
Friend 1: off
Friend 2: turn it off
Me: fine
-thirty minutes later-
Jin: someone called for a Doctor
Friend 1: you're kidding
Friend 2: isn't that one of your Koreans?
Me: you said to call a doctor
Friend 1: omg I meant a REAL one
Me: oh
Jin: so you don't need a doctor?
Friend 2: omg you're not a real doctor
-Admin Jinnie
AN ELABORATE RANT ON LIBRAS
I don't care what anyone thinks but Libras are so fucking vain. I hate them. I live with two Libras, one is a Libra sun and the other one is a Libra moon. When I tell you they're superficial, I mean it
Dude, for fucks sake, they get on my damn nerves. They make me wanna run in the opposite direction. They're emotional toddler's, displaying zero emotional maturity. My Scorpio ass can't deal with their judgmental shallow selves. They're creepy and violate boundaries. Everything is always about them. They take zero accountability about the crap they put you through. They blame you for shit they've done wrong and when you confront them, they shut you down because they don't like having real, hard conversations. Apparently, it doesn't fit their, "Oh I'm too perfect for this world" aesthetic.
How can someone be so self-obsessed and self-absorbed to a point where they don't see the damage they're doing? I hate people who are not connected to their own selves and spend a lifetime trying to fit into someone else's idea of perfectionism. Nothing is perfect. We're all flawed. I find beauty in it. I don't like the idea of slipping everything under the rug, pretending all's good, when my life is falling apart. I don't want to put nail polish on my toes and strut around in an embellished gown when I feel like drowning in a river.
I don't understand why Libra's act the way they do. Why do they grow up as entitled stupid brats? Why does no one knock sense into them and burst their bubble? Why does no one tell them growing up they can't use people and throw them away like used tissue papers? I wonder why there's no guilt, no remorse, it's pure selfishness. You do them dirty the way they did you, and they'll come at you with cusses, crawling out of their diplomatic glittery shell. I know psychology has little to do with astrology but fuck, why are libras such narcissists?
Libra, if this is you, you need to fucking read this carefully. Running away from your problems and avoiding talking about them is not gonna help you. Learn to own your mistakes, apologize for them, don't let your pride turn you into a dickhead who runs away and hides in a cave like a coward. Stop being a judgemental asshole and let people be. Not everyone wants to fit into an aesthetic where you gotta be pretentious, vain and self-centered. Please outgrow your toxic ways and tap into your emotions you materialistic piece of shit.
As a European citizen I can confirm that there is life here!
It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.
@not-freyja
Regarding the latest update of This is an Adjuration. You know what you did.
IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO DO THIS
(Brown eyes Sergio, Starring soul Özil)
rare photo of jpm without his pencil mustache
then: now:
(he slayed the glow up trend)
YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR WEARING PLAIDS WITH STRIPES!
We’re in jail! Yay!
Do you think boothill listens to country music? And if he does, is it GAY country music?
You all know which song am talking bout….
Lewin is following the tail with his eyes. "Can you hang from it like a monkey? Do you brush it?" He continues to ask small question until the tail is suddenly within reach. And he grabs for it, not gently either.
🌀 "Yeah, something like that."
"Uh- it's... it just feels normal now, I guess. I don't really think about it that much. I can control it, but sometimes it moves without me meaning to." Lewin no. 🐈⬛
so Leshy got gifted a new shirt,,,,he is not amused.
....Fart
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
*looks down at the fallen fries and nuggets* Oh no, my snack!
*looks up at Shikamaru* Oh yes, my snack! 🤷🏻♀️
I needed to say this I know someone probably said it already
I need to say this about the new trailer of kh3...
Ansem SoD is talking to Xigbar, he says
"if he wavers from the path that we lay, destroy him"
Then Xigbar says,
"but then... We need to find another vessel"
Then it shows sora talking (I'm on my phone so I can't show pictures sorrrryyyyy) as Xigbar is in the middle of saying that.
So... Are they saying that Sora is already a nort? Or are they talking about someone else??
(゜-゜)
I'm sorry I'm just a soranort fan, I wanna see that happen...
BARK BARK BARK "i got that dawg in me"
Going from a human boyfriend that only eats you out out of obligation and isn’t really into it to a Werewolf Boyfriend who gets so excited about being able to eat you out that he’ll go for hours if you let him and he’s rock hard the entire time.
Yes, he wants to fuck you of course, but you taste so fucking sweet it’s hard to tear himself away.
...
"Wait!" she cried out, panting as she tried to catch her breath, face incredibly hot as a telltale crimson flush overtook her cheeks. He paused, looking up at her from between her thighs, the way he was making those puppy dog eyes at her driving her crazy. "I..." she hesitated, biting at her lower lip softly and breaking their eye contact; oh Christ this is so embarrassing...
"My last boyfriend, aahhh...heeee said that I, um, I don't taste good--" she could feel her voice staring to get choked up in her throat as the tears welled and threatened to spill down her cheeks, but before she could say another word his mouth was on her, and she gasped sharply, head falling back as his tongue drove straight into her soft walls, lapping at the arousal already dripping from her.
"What a fucking loser," he muttered into her, his hot breath causing her to shiver. "You taste like a piece of fucking candy...so sweet..." he gave a long, low moan as his tongue returned to her tight cunt, his cock swollen and dripping, begging for his attention, but he ignored his own needs for now. There would be plenty of time to stretch this pretty pink hole around his dick later; right now there was a feast to be had...
Her mind turned to static as he made out with her pussy, a symphony of ambrosial tones cascading from her lips; it was music to his ears. She hadn't known that this could feel so good, her blood running molten hot as his tongue plundered and tasted her relentlessly, pushing so deep he bumped up against her cervix, making her gasp and twitch; sharp teeth occasionally raking against her sensitive clit, her hips rolling and bucking as she squirmed beneath him deliciously. Chris had only ever put in the minimal effort when it came to eating her, acting like it was such a bothersome chore; this was like being worshipped, his lips taking full advantage of her, tongue filling her completely, those sharp, dangerous teeth testing her skin gently, lightning dancing along her spine as he threatened to break her skin but never did. She hoped she would bare his bruises tomorrow...
He let out little whimpers and groans that only fueled the wildfire that was raging out of control within her core, sucking her soft skin delicately, growling and grinding himself into the mattress in wonderfully agonizing anticipation.
He made her cum so many times she couldn't keep count; clawed fingers of one hand rubbing her swollen and throbbing clit until she was practically screaming, the other hand reaching up to tease and pinch her hardened nipples. She was unable to think as she came over and over against his mouth, onto his hand, soaking his face and the bedsheets with her sweet juices.
He desperately tried to lap up every last drop...
The purrfect crime.
hi there ches,
i'm at a festival right now - i keep hearing linkin park songs on the campsite and on the festival site as well... it's so beautiful.
so many people singing together, dancing and holding each other. i made so many friends in this short time just because we sang lp songs together. so many people with patches on their vests, i have one as well... and tattoos! my god, i even saw a breathtaking portrait of you and mike on someone's arm.
it's heartwarming how much music in general, but especially how you & linkin park unite so many people. i feel it in my chest that you would've loved seeing all of this, and i can't deny that i kept getting a little sad seeing other bands perform knowing you can't anymore. i hope you saw a little of this beautiful chaos, it's magnificent.
i miss you bud. i wish i could tell you and the other guys how much y'all saved my life.
keep rockin up there ches♡