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Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?
Democracy is Fragile
I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.
Know the Stakes
All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).
Hey little guy, I don’t wanna have to get rough with you, but it’s a simple fact that if you decide to enjoy the services, you’ve got to pay the fee. Just relax and let me take care of you. You can play dumb all you want, but we both know you understood what “full tour” meant on the contract and I’m a man of my word, so all is forgiven if you just enjoy the ride I’m about to take you on whether you meant it or not.