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GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms.

Rukia (barging into Ichigo's room with Orihime and Riruka): Hey, Ichigo!

Orihime: Hey Ichigo!

Riruka: Hey Ichigo!

Ichigo (is hiding under his covers because he was just having a romantic intercourse with Grimmjow who is now hiding in the closet): What is it and stop barging into my room!

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: But we wanna hang... Why are you under the covers? proceeds to pull the covers off of Ichigo

Ichigo: exposed

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: Oh were you thinking about one of us?

Orihime: It was probably me right? After all I'm your wife.

Ichigo (being blunt): Who said I married you out of love? Who said I was even straight?

Rukia and Riruka: Oh marriage drama!

Orihime: Oh so you don't care about Kazui? or me?

Ichigo: I care about Kazui as a father and I care about you as a friend.

Orihime: Oh so you have lied to me for 10 FUCKING YEARS YOU ASSHOLE!

Grimmjow (who has been hiding in the closet since they arrives jumps out of the closet covering himself with one of Ichigo's shirts because he couldn't breath in the closet): ICHIGO LOVES ME, OK!

Ichigo: Grimm I was gonna eventually say it, you didn't have to say it for me.

Grimmjow: Well sorry I couldn't breath anymore so I had to jump out of the closet which you forced me to go into when you heard them on the stairs in the middle of sex!

Rukia: OH MY GOD ICHIGO YOU ARE A CHEATER!

Riruka: AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FROM THE MOMENT I SAW YOU!

Orihime: THAT IS IT I AM FILING A DIVORCE! OH AND YOU AND GRIMMJOW MIGHT AS WELL RAISE KAZUI SINCE I QUIT! Orihime storms off

Rukia: YEAH I THINK I'M GONNA GO AND NEVER SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN ASSHOLE BECUASE OF WHAT YOU DID TO ORIHIME LIKE SHE LOVED YOU FOR YEARS YOU FUCKING PRICK!! Rukia leaves while sticking her middle finger and all other variations of such at Ichigo

Riruka: GOOD FUCKING RIDIANCE ASSWIPE! Riruka uses Bringer Light to leave but makes sure to kick both Ichigo and Grimmjow in their faces while she was at it

Kazui arrives at the other side of the door

Kazui: Dad? Mom said you and her have split up and that I can't see her ever again.

Ichigo: I hope you don't hate me for it, Kazui. After all I just lost 3 friends after revealing that I've been gay this hole time and I'd hate to lose you Kazui.

Kazui: Dad, I'm fine with it as long as you don't get mad at me if I stay out past my bedtime.

Ichigo: How about I just make it so you have no bedtime and make it so its your responsibility to not be sleeping in class.

Kazui: Dad its a deal!

The next day

Chad (having returned to Karakura Town since he is on a vacation from his Boxing career): Hey Ichigo, have you seen Noba?

Ichigo: If he isn't at yours and his place he could be at Kisuke's place. But shouldn't you already know this after all he is your boyfriend.

Chad: Oh how stupid of me...

Taylor (who met Ichigo and his friends after the Quincy war when he was traveling from his home in Canada and was fighting a Hollow when Ichigo and his friends showed up): Hi guys, what's up?

Uryū (who isn't at the hospital since its his day off): Not much Tay, but I'm about to go pick up my boyfriend from the airport since he finally decided to move here from your home country. Speaking of which I gotta go. Uryū proceeds to leave

Ichigo: Not good Tay, since Orihime, Rukia and Riruka unfriended me since I revealed the truth about myself and came out of the closet...

Taylor: Well I'm sure they'll come around after all they aren't homophobic since they accept me.

Renji (arrives in Karakura Town and shows up): punches Ichigo in the eyes repeatedly

Taylor: STOP IT RIGHT NOW LIEUTENANT ABARAI!

Renji: NO! AFTER ALL HE DEVERSE THIS!

Taylor (leaving his body): unsheathes his Zanpakutō and points it at Renji Do you really wanna push me any further you do remember what happened last time you did this and I nearly killed you since you were in a coma for 5 weeks and would have died if I didn't administer emergency aid after you collapsed during my attack.

Renji (scared): Fine I'll stop.

Ichigo (bloody and can't speak because of how messed ****up his face is): moans in pain

Taylor (returning to his body): Now you've done it, I better heal him quickly so that Grimmjow doesn't attack you for hurting Ichigo.

Grimmjow (arriving on the scene just as Taylor begins healing Ichigo): WHO THE FUCK HURT MY BOYFRIEND?!

Taylor: Calm down Grimmjow, I'm healing Ichigo as we speak so it shouldn't matter who hurt him since he will be fine in a moment. finishes healing Ichigo See he is all healed.

Ichigo: Thanks Tay. Renji... I take it you punched me because you hate me as much as Rukia and that was your "we are no longer friends" statement... Ichigo begins to walk away since he feels like he is losing friends for finally coming out of the closet

Renji: Hey wait, Ichigo... Its not like that and Rukia doesn't hate you she is just disappointed that you lied to Orihime and the reason why I punched you was because I'm kinda ticked that you lied to all of us for years.

Taylor (doesn't think he should say anything but does anyway): I knew all along but I never said anything because it was Ichigo's job and also it wouldn't have been right of me to reveal anything about him.

Renji: OH SO YOU TOLD TAYLOR ONLY HUH!

Ichigo: ...

Taylor: Hey Lieutenant Abarai, I never said he told me I simply clued into it on my own so don't go assuming anything.

Renji: Taylor we are friends so stop using my rank and last name.

Taylor: If I were a Substitute Soul Reaper like Ichigo, I would be using your first name but I am actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and I happen to be unseated so I have to address you as such Lieutenant Abarai. But because of that I have to address your captain as Captain B Kuchiki and your wife as Captain R Kuchiki because if I just refer to them both as Captain Kuchiki I get confused and if they are both there and I am looking at neither one of them they would also probably be confused.

Renji: OK I get it.

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka appear

Rukia (ignoring Ichigo): Renji have you seen Ichika?

Renji: No, I thought she was with you.

Orihime (ignoring Ichigo): Why am I even here proceeds to leave

Riruka (ignoring Ichigo): I might as well go get myself some donuts since I'm in this part of town. proceeds to leave)

Rukia (still ignoring Ichigo): Then where the heck is she?

Meanwhile

Ichika (looking for Kazui): Where is that guy?

Kazui (jumps out from behind Ichika): Are you looking for me?

Ichika (visibly scared): AHHH! Don't do that Kazui!

Meanwhile

Chad (looking for Noba): Noba, where are you?

Noba (in his new Gigai that Taylor had made for him a month after he first appeared but looking like he was holding about 4 people in his stomach due to his power): Oh, Hi babe. burps oops I think I need to release these people. proceeds to release them by opening up a portal

Chad (visibly aroused): I see you decided to works as a Taxi using that Gigai Taylor made for you.

Noba: Yeah, though I have to be careful with my passengers otherwise they get digested.

Chad: Well you can always digest the enemy, am I right?

Noba: Haha, Yeah that is true.

Meanwhile

Uryū (at the airport): He should be here by now.

Brandan's plane touches down

Uryū: Oh his place was just late.

Brandan runs over to Uryū's car

Brandan: Long time no see Uryūbabe.

Uryū: Yeah Brany, I missed seeing you in person too. Uryū leans towards Brandan for a kiss

Brandan: Brandan leans towards Uryū to complete the kiss

Meanwhile

Orihime and Riruka are having some donuts

Orihime: Do you think we were too harsh on him?

Riruka: is finishing her current donut

Orihime:

Riruka: Yeah, didn't you always say he wants to protect everyone.

Orihime: Yeah, which makes me think that our reactions are just hurting him.

Riruka: If so lets go reject the damage.

Orihime: ... Was that a pun on my Shun Shun Rika?

Riruka: Yeah.

Orihime: Good pun.

Meanwhile

Rukia (thinking): I should apologize to Ichigo for my reaction.

Rukia: Ichigo, I might be worried about Ichika but I'm also sorry for my reaction yesterday and I apologize.

*Orihime and Riruka show up*

Orihime and Riruka (simultaneously): We're sorry as well.

Orihime: But I am not sorry for the divorce since it actually allows you and Grimmjow to get married.

Taylor (talking to Ichigo): See Ichigo, I told you that they'd eventually come around.

silence

Taylor: Ichigo?

silence

Taylor: Guys! Ichigo is missing!

Chad, Noba Uryū, Brandan, Kazui and Ichika show up after hearing this

Grimmjow, Renji, Rukia, Chad, Noba, Uryū, Brandan, Kazui, Ichika, Orihime and Riruka (visibly shocked and worried): WHERE IS HE!

Grimmjow (visibly depressed thinking the worst case scenario): Please don't be dead, please don't be dead, please don't jump, please don't jump...

Meanwhile

Nelliel shows up by falling from the sky but unlike during the Quincy war she is in her adult form

Nel: I sense a depressed Ichigo. proceeds to run towards the depressed Ichigo

Ichigo (depressed): Why do I even bother... I know Grimmjow loves me and cares about me and I know Taylor, Uryū, Brandan, Chad and Noba have always supported me but I can't bare the thought of losing friends... looks down from the steep cliff I think its about time to just end it all... prepares to take a step forward

Nel (concerned): Itsygo, don't jump!

Ichigo: Nel? Wait why did you just call me Itsygo? Since you only called me that a couple times and only in your child form which you aren't in right now.

Nel: I did that because I knew it would get your attention Ichigo.

Ichigo: takes a step forwards

Nel: blocks Ichigo from falling off the cliff by using Sonído Don't do it after all I know Grimmjow will follow suit if you do end up doing it.

Ichigo: Wait you know?

Nel: I've know for quite a few years that you and Grimmjow love each other especially during that fight with him that I saw.

Meanwhile

Grimmjow: That bitch is trying to take Ichigo from me! Grimmjow runs off

Taylor: We better follow him!

Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji, Noba, Riruka, Kazui, Ichika, Brandan: Right!

Meanwhile

Ichigo (starting to cheer up): Rukia, Orihime and Riruka unfriended me. starts crying

Nel: I know for a fact that they will eventually come around.

Ichigo (still crying): Taylor said that same thing but than they showed up and ignored me... Nel (wiping away Ichigo's tears): Just give them some time after all you can't expect them to come to terms with reality so quickly since they are girls and this is coming from a girl.

Ichigo (cheered up and no longer crying): OK, your right.

Grimmjow and the others show up

Grimmjow: Get away from my boyfriend you bitch!

Nel: Listen idiot I'm not here to take your boyfriend from you I came because I sensed that Ichigo was gonna kill himself so I came and stopped him since its not like you can talk about feelings very much unless you are in the middle of a fight and don't think I didn't over hear you and Ichigo flirting during that fight back before Aizen was defeated and how you asked him out near the end and he said yes as he stabbed you which is when the two of you started dating.

Everyone (except Ichigo, Grimmjow and Taylor): speechless

Taylor: You left before you heard Rukia, Orihime and Riruka apologize for their initial reactions.

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: We are sorry Ichigo for acting that way.

Orihime: Though I am divorcing you...

Ichigo: But...

Orihime: No buts. I'm divorcing you so you can marry the one you love.

Taylor (has something for Ichigo): whispers Ichigo. hands something to Ichigo

Ichigo: grabs what Taylor is handing him

Taylor (has something for Grimmjow): whispers Grimmjow. hands something to Grimmjow

Grimmjow: grabs what Taylor is handing him

Orihime: OK the divorce is finalized now.

Ichigo: kneels before Grimmjow Grimm will you, uh marry me? holds out ring

Grimmjow: kneels before Ichigo Ichi will you, um marry me? holds out ring

Everyone (except Taylor, Ichigo and Grimmjow): Taylor why'd you give them both a ring.

Taylor: Excuse me you two but since Ichigo proposed first that is the official proposal so Grimmjow you need to wait until the wedding to use that ring since you are the only one needing to give a ring at that point.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Why can't we get married right here, right now?

Taylor: How'd you know I can officiate weddings?

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Lucky guess.

Taylor: OK but everyone needs the correct outfits...

Everyone (except Taylor): rips off their close to reveal formal wear underneath

Taylor: Please tell me that you don't just happen to leave the house like that and that it was just a coincidence.

Everyone (except Taylor): ummmmm... coincidence yeah, it was a coincidence.

Taylor (realizes that just said that to try and not sound weird): You are all weird but so am I so who cares. flash steps away and returns wearing a suit OK is everyone ready?

Everyone (except Taylor): Yep!

Taylor: OK get into the correct positions before we start.

Everyone does just that

Taylor: OK before you ask I am using my phone to get this since I never write my own Officiate speeches since I don't officiate for just anyone so I never write my own speech. OK lets begin.

Welcome family, friends and loved ones. We are gathered today to celebrate the marriage of Ichigo and Grimmjow. We are all here to support this commitment of love and to share the joy of Ichigo and Grimmjow as they choose to spend their lives together.

Ichigo and Grimmjow, your marriage will be a lifelong promise to love, respect, trust and honor each other through the good, the bad and the unexpected. This marriage represents your commitment to support one another as individual beings but share your joys, sorrows, and dreams as one. A strong bond works in unison not only to nurture the best parts of your personalities, but to understand each other’s differences and flaws. You are committing to learn how to grow alongside one another while remembering to keep an open mind throughout your journey.

Today, you gain an equal partner that will be your confidant, your defender and your motivator through all of your aspirations and goals. You will celebrate each accomplishment, provide peace through every setback and most importantly, give love in life’s both big and little moments. You are creating a new home where love, trust and loyalty are the foundation. No matter what the future throws your way, rely on those foundations and you shall only see your bond grow stronger and your souls grow wiser.

Marriage is not easy, but from what I’ve seen in the two of you, I know your relationship will be an example to follow. You show care and compassion, you trust one another and most importantly, you are each other’s best friend.

Now Ichigo and Grimmjow, please join hands and face each other.

Ichigo, do you take Grimmjow to be your husband?

Ichigo: I do!

Taylor: Ichigo, please repeat after me.

“I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.”

Ichigo: I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.

Taylor: Grimmjow, do you take Ichigo to be your husband?

Grimmjow: I do!

Taylor: Grimmjow, please repeat after me.

“I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.” Grimmjow: I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.

Taylor: Your rings represent this promise to one another. The never-ending circle is a symbol of an infinite, unbreakable love.

Ichigo, take this ring and place it on Grimmjow‘s finger but you have already done that when you proposed to him earlier, so repeat after me:

“Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.”

Ichigo: Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.

Taylor: Grimmjow, take that ring I gave you earlier and place it on Ichigo‘s finger. Repeat after me: “Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.” Grimmjow: Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today. Taylor: Having pledged your love and promise to one another today in front of all of your friends and family and by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband.

You may now kiss.

Congratulations! Friends and family, it is my honor to introduce to you; Mr. and Mr. ... I've got no clue what you're gonna do if there is gonna be a name change or not.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: kissing

A month later

Grimmjow (wakes up abruptly in the middle of the night): throws up in the toilet

Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong?

Grimmjow: No clue... throws up into toilet again ...I just woke up feeling nauseous... throws up again ...and I know it has nothing to do with what I ate.

Ichigo: I'll call Uryū and Taylor... I just hope they are willing to come over at 2 in the morning.

An hour later

Uryū: What did you call me for Ichigo?

Ichigo: We needed to call a doctor so we called you.

Taylor: And why was I called?

Ichigo: Because you're a scientist so you might know what's going on if Uryū doesn't.

Uryū: Well... It turns out you are pregnant Grimmjow.

Grimmjow (visibly shocked): Wait how am I pregnant?

Taylor: I can explain those rings allow Ichigo to impregnate you and you to be impregnated by him.

Ichigo: AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE WARNED US!

Taylor: I did after I finished officiating but my guess is you were too full on cake and Grimmjow was too drunk.

Ichigo: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'VE GOTTEN FAT AND GRIMMJOW IS AN ALCOHOLIC?

Taylor: If I were to say you've gotten fat I'd have said it as a compliment since why would I insult you for getting fat when I myself WANT to be fat. As for Grimmjow I wouldn't put it past him but even so I wouldn't insult him for being one especially if its his choice to be an alcoholic.

Ichigo: So what was your point then?

Taylor: My point is that because you had eaten so much cake you were in a food coma and with Grimmjow being so drunk he probably couldn't hear anything I was saying.

Ichigo: Oh...

Kazui: Does that mean I get a little half brother?

Taylor: Oh so you clued in that men can only give birth to males, Kazui?

Kazui: Yep and it was fairly obvious.

To Be Continued

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