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The Ya Boy Roshi highlight comments are way too funny. 😂

GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms.

Rukia (barging into Ichigo's room with Orihime and Riruka): Hey, Ichigo!

Orihime: Hey Ichigo!

Riruka: Hey Ichigo!

Ichigo (is hiding under his covers because he was just having a romantic intercourse with Grimmjow who is now hiding in the closet): What is it and stop barging into my room!

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: But we wanna hang... Why are you under the covers? proceeds to pull the covers off of Ichigo

Ichigo: exposed

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: Oh were you thinking about one of us?

Orihime: It was probably me right? After all I'm your wife.

Ichigo (being blunt): Who said I married you out of love? Who said I was even straight?

Rukia and Riruka: Oh marriage drama!

Orihime: Oh so you don't care about Kazui? or me?

Ichigo: I care about Kazui as a father and I care about you as a friend.

Orihime: Oh so you have lied to me for 10 FUCKING YEARS YOU ASSHOLE!

Grimmjow (who has been hiding in the closet since they arrives jumps out of the closet covering himself with one of Ichigo's shirts because he couldn't breath in the closet): ICHIGO LOVES ME, OK!

Ichigo: Grimm I was gonna eventually say it, you didn't have to say it for me.

Grimmjow: Well sorry I couldn't breath anymore so I had to jump out of the closet which you forced me to go into when you heard them on the stairs in the middle of sex!

Rukia: OH MY GOD ICHIGO YOU ARE A CHEATER!

Riruka: AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FROM THE MOMENT I SAW YOU!

Orihime: THAT IS IT I AM FILING A DIVORCE! OH AND YOU AND GRIMMJOW MIGHT AS WELL RAISE KAZUI SINCE I QUIT! Orihime storms off

Rukia: YEAH I THINK I'M GONNA GO AND NEVER SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN ASSHOLE BECUASE OF WHAT YOU DID TO ORIHIME LIKE SHE LOVED YOU FOR YEARS YOU FUCKING PRICK!! Rukia leaves while sticking her middle finger and all other variations of such at Ichigo

Riruka: GOOD FUCKING RIDIANCE ASSWIPE! Riruka uses Bringer Light to leave but makes sure to kick both Ichigo and Grimmjow in their faces while she was at it

Kazui arrives at the other side of the door

Kazui: Dad? Mom said you and her have split up and that I can't see her ever again.

Ichigo: I hope you don't hate me for it, Kazui. After all I just lost 3 friends after revealing that I've been gay this hole time and I'd hate to lose you Kazui.

Kazui: Dad, I'm fine with it as long as you don't get mad at me if I stay out past my bedtime.

Ichigo: How about I just make it so you have no bedtime and make it so its your responsibility to not be sleeping in class.

Kazui: Dad its a deal!

The next day

Chad (having returned to Karakura Town since he is on a vacation from his Boxing career): Hey Ichigo, have you seen Noba?

Ichigo: If he isn't at yours and his place he could be at Kisuke's place. But shouldn't you already know this after all he is your boyfriend.

Chad: Oh how stupid of me...

Taylor (who met Ichigo and his friends after the Quincy war when he was traveling from his home in Canada and was fighting a Hollow when Ichigo and his friends showed up): Hi guys, what's up?

Uryū (who isn't at the hospital since its his day off): Not much Tay, but I'm about to go pick up my boyfriend from the airport since he finally decided to move here from your home country. Speaking of which I gotta go. Uryū proceeds to leave

Ichigo: Not good Tay, since Orihime, Rukia and Riruka unfriended me since I revealed the truth about myself and came out of the closet...

Taylor: Well I'm sure they'll come around after all they aren't homophobic since they accept me.

Renji (arrives in Karakura Town and shows up): punches Ichigo in the eyes repeatedly

Taylor: STOP IT RIGHT NOW LIEUTENANT ABARAI!

Renji: NO! AFTER ALL HE DEVERSE THIS!

Taylor (leaving his body): unsheathes his Zanpakutō and points it at Renji Do you really wanna push me any further you do remember what happened last time you did this and I nearly killed you since you were in a coma for 5 weeks and would have died if I didn't administer emergency aid after you collapsed during my attack.

Renji (scared): Fine I'll stop.

Ichigo (bloody and can't speak because of how messed ****up his face is): moans in pain

Taylor (returning to his body): Now you've done it, I better heal him quickly so that Grimmjow doesn't attack you for hurting Ichigo.

Grimmjow (arriving on the scene just as Taylor begins healing Ichigo): WHO THE FUCK HURT MY BOYFRIEND?!

Taylor: Calm down Grimmjow, I'm healing Ichigo as we speak so it shouldn't matter who hurt him since he will be fine in a moment. finishes healing Ichigo See he is all healed.

Ichigo: Thanks Tay. Renji... I take it you punched me because you hate me as much as Rukia and that was your "we are no longer friends" statement... Ichigo begins to walk away since he feels like he is losing friends for finally coming out of the closet

Renji: Hey wait, Ichigo... Its not like that and Rukia doesn't hate you she is just disappointed that you lied to Orihime and the reason why I punched you was because I'm kinda ticked that you lied to all of us for years.

Taylor (doesn't think he should say anything but does anyway): I knew all along but I never said anything because it was Ichigo's job and also it wouldn't have been right of me to reveal anything about him.

Renji: OH SO YOU TOLD TAYLOR ONLY HUH!

Ichigo: ...

Taylor: Hey Lieutenant Abarai, I never said he told me I simply clued into it on my own so don't go assuming anything.

Renji: Taylor we are friends so stop using my rank and last name.

Taylor: If I were a Substitute Soul Reaper like Ichigo, I would be using your first name but I am actually a full member of the 13 Court Guard Squads and I happen to be unseated so I have to address you as such Lieutenant Abarai. But because of that I have to address your captain as Captain B Kuchiki and your wife as Captain R Kuchiki because if I just refer to them both as Captain Kuchiki I get confused and if they are both there and I am looking at neither one of them they would also probably be confused.

Renji: OK I get it.

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka appear

Rukia (ignoring Ichigo): Renji have you seen Ichika?

Renji: No, I thought she was with you.

Orihime (ignoring Ichigo): Why am I even here proceeds to leave

Riruka (ignoring Ichigo): I might as well go get myself some donuts since I'm in this part of town. proceeds to leave)

Rukia (still ignoring Ichigo): Then where the heck is she?

Meanwhile

Ichika (looking for Kazui): Where is that guy?

Kazui (jumps out from behind Ichika): Are you looking for me?

Ichika (visibly scared): AHHH! Don't do that Kazui!

Meanwhile

Chad (looking for Noba): Noba, where are you?

Noba (in his new Gigai that Taylor had made for him a month after he first appeared but looking like he was holding about 4 people in his stomach due to his power): Oh, Hi babe. burps oops I think I need to release these people. proceeds to release them by opening up a portal

Chad (visibly aroused): I see you decided to works as a Taxi using that Gigai Taylor made for you.

Noba: Yeah, though I have to be careful with my passengers otherwise they get digested.

Chad: Well you can always digest the enemy, am I right?

Noba: Haha, Yeah that is true.

Meanwhile

Uryū (at the airport): He should be here by now.

Brandan's plane touches down

Uryū: Oh his place was just late.

Brandan runs over to Uryū's car

Brandan: Long time no see Uryūbabe.

Uryū: Yeah Brany, I missed seeing you in person too. Uryū leans towards Brandan for a kiss

Brandan: Brandan leans towards Uryū to complete the kiss

Meanwhile

Orihime and Riruka are having some donuts

Orihime: Do you think we were too harsh on him?

Riruka: is finishing her current donut

Orihime:

Riruka: Yeah, didn't you always say he wants to protect everyone.

Orihime: Yeah, which makes me think that our reactions are just hurting him.

Riruka: If so lets go reject the damage.

Orihime: ... Was that a pun on my Shun Shun Rika?

Riruka: Yeah.

Orihime: Good pun.

Meanwhile

Rukia (thinking): I should apologize to Ichigo for my reaction.

Rukia: Ichigo, I might be worried about Ichika but I'm also sorry for my reaction yesterday and I apologize.

*Orihime and Riruka show up*

Orihime and Riruka (simultaneously): We're sorry as well.

Orihime: But I am not sorry for the divorce since it actually allows you and Grimmjow to get married.

Taylor (talking to Ichigo): See Ichigo, I told you that they'd eventually come around.

silence

Taylor: Ichigo?

silence

Taylor: Guys! Ichigo is missing!

Chad, Noba Uryū, Brandan, Kazui and Ichika show up after hearing this

Grimmjow, Renji, Rukia, Chad, Noba, Uryū, Brandan, Kazui, Ichika, Orihime and Riruka (visibly shocked and worried): WHERE IS HE!

Grimmjow (visibly depressed thinking the worst case scenario): Please don't be dead, please don't be dead, please don't jump, please don't jump...

Meanwhile

Nelliel shows up by falling from the sky but unlike during the Quincy war she is in her adult form

Nel: I sense a depressed Ichigo. proceeds to run towards the depressed Ichigo

Ichigo (depressed): Why do I even bother... I know Grimmjow loves me and cares about me and I know Taylor, Uryū, Brandan, Chad and Noba have always supported me but I can't bare the thought of losing friends... looks down from the steep cliff I think its about time to just end it all... prepares to take a step forward

Nel (concerned): Itsygo, don't jump!

Ichigo: Nel? Wait why did you just call me Itsygo? Since you only called me that a couple times and only in your child form which you aren't in right now.

Nel: I did that because I knew it would get your attention Ichigo.

Ichigo: takes a step forwards

Nel: blocks Ichigo from falling off the cliff by using Sonído Don't do it after all I know Grimmjow will follow suit if you do end up doing it.

Ichigo: Wait you know?

Nel: I've know for quite a few years that you and Grimmjow love each other especially during that fight with him that I saw.

Meanwhile

Grimmjow: That bitch is trying to take Ichigo from me! Grimmjow runs off

Taylor: We better follow him!

Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji, Noba, Riruka, Kazui, Ichika, Brandan: Right!

Meanwhile

Ichigo (starting to cheer up): Rukia, Orihime and Riruka unfriended me. starts crying

Nel: I know for a fact that they will eventually come around.

Ichigo (still crying): Taylor said that same thing but than they showed up and ignored me... Nel (wiping away Ichigo's tears): Just give them some time after all you can't expect them to come to terms with reality so quickly since they are girls and this is coming from a girl.

Ichigo (cheered up and no longer crying): OK, your right.

Grimmjow and the others show up

Grimmjow: Get away from my boyfriend you bitch!

Nel: Listen idiot I'm not here to take your boyfriend from you I came because I sensed that Ichigo was gonna kill himself so I came and stopped him since its not like you can talk about feelings very much unless you are in the middle of a fight and don't think I didn't over hear you and Ichigo flirting during that fight back before Aizen was defeated and how you asked him out near the end and he said yes as he stabbed you which is when the two of you started dating.

Everyone (except Ichigo, Grimmjow and Taylor): speechless

Taylor: You left before you heard Rukia, Orihime and Riruka apologize for their initial reactions.

Rukia, Orihime and Riruka: We are sorry Ichigo for acting that way.

Orihime: Though I am divorcing you...

Ichigo: But...

Orihime: No buts. I'm divorcing you so you can marry the one you love.

Taylor (has something for Ichigo): whispers Ichigo. hands something to Ichigo

Ichigo: grabs what Taylor is handing him

Taylor (has something for Grimmjow): whispers Grimmjow. hands something to Grimmjow

Grimmjow: grabs what Taylor is handing him

Orihime: OK the divorce is finalized now.

Ichigo: kneels before Grimmjow Grimm will you, uh marry me? holds out ring

Grimmjow: kneels before Ichigo Ichi will you, um marry me? holds out ring

Everyone (except Taylor, Ichigo and Grimmjow): Taylor why'd you give them both a ring.

Taylor: Excuse me you two but since Ichigo proposed first that is the official proposal so Grimmjow you need to wait until the wedding to use that ring since you are the only one needing to give a ring at that point.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Why can't we get married right here, right now?

Taylor: How'd you know I can officiate weddings?

Ichigo and Grimmjow: Lucky guess.

Taylor: OK but everyone needs the correct outfits...

Everyone (except Taylor): rips off their close to reveal formal wear underneath

Taylor: Please tell me that you don't just happen to leave the house like that and that it was just a coincidence.

Everyone (except Taylor): ummmmm... coincidence yeah, it was a coincidence.

Taylor (realizes that just said that to try and not sound weird): You are all weird but so am I so who cares. flash steps away and returns wearing a suit OK is everyone ready?

Everyone (except Taylor): Yep!

Taylor: OK get into the correct positions before we start.

Everyone does just that

Taylor: OK before you ask I am using my phone to get this since I never write my own Officiate speeches since I don't officiate for just anyone so I never write my own speech. OK lets begin.

Welcome family, friends and loved ones. We are gathered today to celebrate the marriage of Ichigo and Grimmjow. We are all here to support this commitment of love and to share the joy of Ichigo and Grimmjow as they choose to spend their lives together.

Ichigo and Grimmjow, your marriage will be a lifelong promise to love, respect, trust and honor each other through the good, the bad and the unexpected. This marriage represents your commitment to support one another as individual beings but share your joys, sorrows, and dreams as one. A strong bond works in unison not only to nurture the best parts of your personalities, but to understand each other’s differences and flaws. You are committing to learn how to grow alongside one another while remembering to keep an open mind throughout your journey.

Today, you gain an equal partner that will be your confidant, your defender and your motivator through all of your aspirations and goals. You will celebrate each accomplishment, provide peace through every setback and most importantly, give love in life’s both big and little moments. You are creating a new home where love, trust and loyalty are the foundation. No matter what the future throws your way, rely on those foundations and you shall only see your bond grow stronger and your souls grow wiser.

Marriage is not easy, but from what I’ve seen in the two of you, I know your relationship will be an example to follow. You show care and compassion, you trust one another and most importantly, you are each other’s best friend.

Now Ichigo and Grimmjow, please join hands and face each other.

Ichigo, do you take Grimmjow to be your husband?

Ichigo: I do!

Taylor: Ichigo, please repeat after me.

“I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.”

Ichigo: I Ichigo, take you Grimmjow as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.

Taylor: Grimmjow, do you take Ichigo to be your husband?

Grimmjow: I do!

Taylor: Grimmjow, please repeat after me.

“I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.” Grimmjow: I Grimmjow, take you Ichigo as you are, I promise from this day forward to love and treasure you for the rest of my life, to be your rock when things get tough, to be your number one fan in all of your accomplishments, to be grateful for all that you are and for choosing to spend the rest of your journey with me, to be patient and kind, to build a safe and loving home with you, to fill your days with laughter, to inspire you to pursue your dreams, to be faithful, to grow old with you and live a fulfilled life. This I promise you.

Taylor: Your rings represent this promise to one another. The never-ending circle is a symbol of an infinite, unbreakable love.

Ichigo, take this ring and place it on Grimmjow‘s finger but you have already done that when you proposed to him earlier, so repeat after me:

“Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.”

Ichigo: Grimmjow, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.

Taylor: Grimmjow, take that ring I gave you earlier and place it on Ichigo‘s finger. Repeat after me: “Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today.” Grimmjow: Ichigo, I give you this ring as a symbol of the promise I made to you today. Taylor: Having pledged your love and promise to one another today in front of all of your friends and family and by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband.

You may now kiss.

Congratulations! Friends and family, it is my honor to introduce to you; Mr. and Mr. ... I've got no clue what you're gonna do if there is gonna be a name change or not.

Ichigo and Grimmjow: kissing

A month later

Grimmjow (wakes up abruptly in the middle of the night): throws up in the toilet

Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong?

Grimmjow: No clue... throws up into toilet again ...I just woke up feeling nauseous... throws up again ...and I know it has nothing to do with what I ate.

Ichigo: I'll call Uryū and Taylor... I just hope they are willing to come over at 2 in the morning.

An hour later

Uryū: What did you call me for Ichigo?

Ichigo: We needed to call a doctor so we called you.

Taylor: And why was I called?

Ichigo: Because you're a scientist so you might know what's going on if Uryū doesn't.

Uryū: Well... It turns out you are pregnant Grimmjow.

Grimmjow (visibly shocked): Wait how am I pregnant?

Taylor: I can explain those rings allow Ichigo to impregnate you and you to be impregnated by him.

Ichigo: AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE WARNED US!

Taylor: I did after I finished officiating but my guess is you were too full on cake and Grimmjow was too drunk.

Ichigo: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'VE GOTTEN FAT AND GRIMMJOW IS AN ALCOHOLIC?

Taylor: If I were to say you've gotten fat I'd have said it as a compliment since why would I insult you for getting fat when I myself WANT to be fat. As for Grimmjow I wouldn't put it past him but even so I wouldn't insult him for being one especially if its his choice to be an alcoholic.

Ichigo: So what was your point then?

Taylor: My point is that because you had eaten so much cake you were in a food coma and with Grimmjow being so drunk he probably couldn't hear anything I was saying.

Ichigo: Oh...

Kazui: Does that mean I get a little half brother?

Taylor: Oh so you clued in that men can only give birth to males, Kazui?

Kazui: Yep and it was fairly obvious.

To Be Continued

GrimmIchi (post epilogue): Includes some Anime characters and an original character of mine also using Anime terms. 2

Taylor: The maximum amount of kids a man can give birth at one time is 10 and the number in general is random each time so...

Grimmjow (visibly scared): shaking uncontrollably Ichigo: Great Tay now you've freaked out Grimm... tries to comfort Grimmjow Taylor: ...you have to wait another month until we know for sure how many at once you'll be having but I will say this 10 is the rarest amount and only a lucky few ever get only that amount. Grimmjow: Then I hope I'm not lucky because I don't think I'd survive that... Kazui: Awesome so if it is 10 I'd have 10 younger half brothers! Ichigo: Kazui don't you see your Dadjow is freaking out. Kazui: Isn't he an Arrancar? If so than shouldn't his Hierro protect him from harm? Grimmjow (visibly panicked): Ichigo: Please go to your room Kazui because you aren't helping. Kazui goes to his room Uryū: If you want I can be his personal Doctor to make sure he doesn't suffer any injuries during his pregnancy, Ichigo. Ichigo: Sure, Uryū. Taylor: You'll probably say no but I can inject something into him specifically designed to allow him to survive just in case it turns out he is to have 10 kids. Ichigo: You sound like Mayuri with his experiments so no. Taylor: If you think its an experiment you are wrong so no I'm not mimicking Captain Kurotsuchi since I actually test my experiments on clones of volunteers that are specifically designed to run tests on so that actual people aren't harmed so no the substance has already been tested and is unharmful in fact it actually will make him live longer but if you truly don't trust me or my science then fine, if Grimmjow does and 10 kids and ends up dying you'll have no one to blame but yourself. proceeds to walk away Ichigo: Wait... Fine inject him with it. BUT IF HE ENDS UP DEAD YOU'LL BE DEAD BECAUSE I'LL KILL YOU IN COLD BLOOD! Taylor: If I wanted him dead I'd never have said anything. injects the formula into Grimmjow Grimmjow (feeling drunk): his words are slurd and are not understandable Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him! I TRUSTED YOU! Taylor: That is supposed to happen idiot and its only temporary it does that so he doesn't feel any pain during the procedure. Grimmjow (still feeling drunk): changes are happening inside him that aren't affecting his pregnancy *moments later* Grimmjow (is an immobile slob): What happened and why can't I move? Ichigo: What the fuck have you done to him Taylor! Taylor: He needs that wait to survive the 10 kids since the pregnancy needs blood to give birth and as a result of the pregnancy any fat he has is measured in blood for the pregnancy so each pound of fat is equal to a liter of blood and each child needs 100 liters of blood to be used to successfully be born and for the pregnant man to survive with 100 extra liters per child just in case the procedure takes longer than the estimated time so in total for 10 kids he needs to weigh 2000 pounds which he now weighs well plus the weight he had prior and if you are worried about his weight the formula makes it so he never suffers health problems again and I even have a formula solely for the no health problems just in cause you were worried about your gluttonous appetite might lead to those and I have another formula solely for always being mobile. Ichigo: Yes inject both of those sole formulas into me then inject the mobile one into Grimmjow. Taylor: does just that Ichigo: Now leave... I wanna go order 50 boxes of Pizza. Taylor leaves and so does Uryū A month later Ichigo (pigging out on some pizza): moans and chumping Grimmjow (feels 10 things kicking inside him as they form): moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm what's wrong? Grimmjow: moans in pain Ichigo: Grimm please say something! Grimmjow: moans in pain call... moans in pain ...everyone. moans in pain Ichigo: calls everyone An hour later Taylor, Kazui, Uryū, Brandan, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Chad, Noba, Orihime, Nozomi, Karin, Yuzu and Riruka show up Karin and Nozomi: Ichigo why'd you call us like I don't see why... Karin: ...Nozy and me... Nozomi: ...Kary and me... Karin and Nozomi: ...had to come.

Yuzu: Karin you do realize I was called to so don't go assuming Ichigo called you and your girlfriend on a whim since he probably has a reason for calling all of us. Chad and Noba: silence Rukia and Renji: Why did you call all of us? Riruka: I bet something stupid. Orihime: Maybe it has something to do with Grimmjow's pregnancy? Uryū and Brandan: Probably. Kazui and Ichika: But why were we called aren't we still too young to hear where babies come from? Taylor: I doubt that is why we were called here since if that were the case they would have only called the two of you not all of us. Shinji, Shunsui, Nanao, Momo, Suì-Fēng, Nelliel, Marechiyo, Kensei, Shūhei, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Rose, Izuru, Isane, Kiyone, Byakuya, Tetsuzaemon, Atau, Lisa, Yuyu, Mashiro, Tōshirō, Rangiku, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Mayuri, Akon, Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru show up Taylor: Hi, Captain Hirako, Head Captain Shunsui, Lieutenant Ise, Lieutenant Hinamori, Captain Suì-Fēng, Nel, Lieutenant Omaeda, Captain Muguruma, Lieutenant Hisagi, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Captain Ōtoribashi, Lieutenant Kira, Captain Kotetsu, Lieutenant Kotetsu, Captain B Kuchiki, Captain Iba, Lieutenant Rindō, Captain Yadōmaru, Lieutenant Yayahara, Lieutenant Kuna, Captain Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Matsumoto, Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Madarame, 3rd Seat Ayasegawa, Captain Kurotsuchi, Lieutenant Akon, Lieutenant Sentarō, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuiro and Chizuru. Shinji: ...Taylor I told you, you can call me Shinji I don't care much about formalities. Shunsui: Hey Taylor. Nanao: You'll never get promoted Taylor if you slack off and don't do what your ordered to do! Taylor: Lieutenant Ise who said I wanted a promotion? Since I'm perfectly fine staying unseated even if I have the strength of a Captain. Momo: Nanao why not just let it go? Nanao: I might as well since he seems to have his mind set. Suì-Fēng (focused on Yoruichi and not realizing she is talking out loud): I wanna marry Lady Yoruichi! Yoruichi (hearing Suì-Fēng say that): flash steps over to her So its a promise then? Suì-Fēng (shocked and embarrassed): I, uh... Yoruichi: kisses Suì-Fēng Suì-Fēng and Yoruichi leave to spend some alone time Taylor: Well that was kinda unexpected but I had a feeling that info would soon come out. Nel: I fell on my face when I arrived since I keep tripping out of the sky Garganta. Taylor: If you don't look wounded than its clear that your Hierro is strong enough to protect you from the impact. Nel: True. Marechiyo: I kinda knew Captain Suì-Fēng was a Lesbian all along! Suì-Fēng returns and kicks Marechiyo so hard he passes out and needs medical attention Taylor: I would have told him to shut up but it was already too late since as soon as he opened his mouth I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. Kensei and Shūhei: Yeah he can be a idiot sometimes. Taylor: Say how is your lives treating you after the two of you tied the knot? Kensei and Shūhei: Pretty good. Shūhei: And I'm Pregnant and he is due next month. Kensei: I'm still kinda scared to be a father. Since the last time I tried to handle crying all I could come up with was "Laugh or else!!!!" Shūhei: Yeah and that was 100 years ago when you were yelling that to me when I was a kid. Kensei: Yeah but I'm still confused on why you stopped crying? Shūhei: I saw your chest and 69. Kensei: Oh come here. Kensei and Shūhei make out Kisuke: I wish Tessai could have been here... Taylor: Why where is he? Kisuke: Hospital... Someone ran him over in a hate crime. starts crying Taylor: He is gonna be ok, Kisuke after all he is your husband and you know how strong he is. Kisuke (stops crying): Yeah you're right. Rose: playing his guitar Izuru: guarding the perimeter Isane: gets bumped into I'm sorry that was my fault. Kiyone: Isane its not your fault you were the one bumped into not him since he bumped into you. Byakuya: Ichigo Kurosaki why the fuck did you ask all of us here like really. Taylor: Captain B Kuchiki, I think it has to do with his husband Grimmjow's pregnancy.

Byakuya: ...wasn't he married to Orihime Inoue? Orihime: He was but I divorced him once he told me the truth so that he could marry the one he loves. Tetsuzaemon: Atau I'm gonna go take Sajin for a since he is is bugging me to walk him. Atau: does ok in sign language Taylor: Let me guess Captain Iba, you are taking care of Sajin Komamura who was your captain back when you were the Lieutenant of Squad 7 but who was turned into a wolf after using the Humanization Technique back during the war with the Quincy. Tetsuzaemon (ashamed): Yeah... Taylor: There is no reason to feel ashamed after all he was your captain for a long time and you still care for him and its not in your nature to leave anyone behind, now is it. Tetsuzaemon: That is true. Taylor: I can look at ways to reverse his condition if you want I just need to clone him genetically so he doesn't end up dying in case a formula doesn't work. Tetsuzaemon: I'll have to ask him. Taylor: If he is in the form a normal wolf he can't speak in any language that we as humanoids can understand so how can you understand his wolf speak? Tetsuzaemon: He taught me it when he was still a werewolf. Taylor: Oh. Lisa: Hey Taylor. question do you have Line? Taylor: Uh no but I have Facebook. Lisa: You should get Line! Yuyu: Yeah get line!~ Taylor: How about stop asking! Mashiro (using her Hollow mask): Mashiro Super Cero! Taylor: jumps out of his body, puts on his hollow mask and blocks the cero with his hand Mashiro: Big deal so you countered it... Here it goes Mashiro Drop Kick. Taylor: grabs her foot and throws her across the room Mashiro (dizzy): I was just getting started... passes out Kensei and Shūhei: She deserved that. Tōshirō: Why is it that everyone is so manic today? Rangiku: Relax Captain. Kenpachi: attempts to attack Taylor Taylor: cuts Kenpachi's arm off Kenpachi: Asshole! Taylor: I warned you never to attack me. Ikkaku and Yumichika: Well it looks like we need to take the Captain to Orihime again... Mayuri: I would like to test a new drug on you Taylor. Taylor: Too late you are already testing new drug of mine. Mayuri: Huh? Akon: Captain... Get off me your crushing me. Mayuri: Well now look what your drug did Taylor, I can't move and if I don't get off of Akon quickly I'm gonna end up killing him. Taylor: checking Akon's vital signs Nope he is lying in fact he is too ashamed to admit it that he is actually aroused by all of this and is in fact not being crushed to death. Akon: blushing Mayuri: blushing Oh so he likes this huh? Maybe this isn't so bad after all. Sentarō: I'm gonna go fight with Kiyone for old time sake. goes over to where Kiyone is to pick a fight Tatsuki and Chizuru: making out Keigo and Mizuiro: making out Taylor: Ichigo please tell me you didn't invite anybody else. Since I doubt this place can handle anymore people. Ichigo: Nope this is everyone. Kazui: Dad I'm sleepy can I rest on your belly until I can reach my room? Ichigo: Sure Kazui. Kazui: climbs onto Ichigo's fat belly and falls to sleep Ichigo: starts eating more pizza Hours later Ichigo (looking like a immobile blob): I think I ate too much pizza. Kazui: still sleeping Taylor: Well you aren't immobile even though you look like it. Rukia: GET THE FUCK UP ICHIGO! Taylor: Captain R Kuchiki there is no need to yell like do you wanna wake Kazui? Rukia: Oops sorry. Kazui: still sleeping so... comfy... love... dad's... fatness.... so.... soft...... Ichigo: Please tell me he'll wake up eventually since I don't intend to have him sleep only on my belly. Taylor: Depends on his actions. everyone eventually clears out except for Taylor, Rukia, Renji, Ichika, Orihime, Riruka, Chad, Noba, Karin, Nozomi, Yuzu, Uryū and Brandan Kazui: still sleeping Ichigo: Why has he still not woken up like did he fall in love with my belly or something? Taylor: That is a likely reason. Grimmjow: If he loves it why not teleport him in and have him stay there until I give birth to his half brothers. Ichigo: Yeah I'm not gonna risk digesting Kazui, Grimm.

Noba: I have that risk when I do my job as a living Taxi. So I release my passengers as soon as I start burping just so I don't digest them and they never reach their destination because of it. Rukia and Renji: Yuck. Chad: What's so yuck about it, its hot. Karin and Nozomi: We have to agree with Rukia and Renji since YUCKY! Yuzu: I agree with Mr. Giant since if my Future Husband went around and did that I'd be turned on by it. Uryū and Brandan: We are agreeing with Chad and Yuzu. Taylor: I like it as well. Orihime: Of course you would after all you made this Gigai for Noba since Kisuke decided against making them any new Gigai for the three of them... speaking of which where is Ririn and Kurōdo? Riruka: I wouldn't know since I have never met them. Meanwhile Ririn: showing off her new sexy look which she's been doing for years Kurōdo: showing off his new handsome look which he's been doing for years Meanwhile Taylor: I have a feeling they haven't stop doing what they said they were gonna do when I made and gave the three of them their new Gigai. Sometimes I wish that I didn't ask them what they wanted and just remade their original Gigai and only asked Noba what he wanted. Meanwhile Gō Koga returns to Karakura Town for the first time in years Koga: I really hope those kids don't assume I'm here for revenge. Meanwhile Noba: A Bount! Meanwhile Ririn and Kurōdo: BOUNT! Meanwhile Ichigo: But the only Bount left would be the one with the Doll known as Dalk the one who Yoruichi said Thanks me for defeating Kariya. Uryū: You think he is here for revenge. Taylor: Doubt it since I can sense him and based on his Spirit Energy he isn't here to fight in fact he is here for peace. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: HUH? Kazui: still sleeping gay Taylor: Um.... where'd Kazui decide to say that out of the blue sure he is sleeping but still it must have been a reason. Rukia, Renji, Chad, Noba, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Orihime, Riruka, Uryū, Brandan and Ichika: Beats us. Gō Koga shows up in the house Koga: Sorry to barge in uninvited but I wanted to say sorry for my actions years ago... wait... I must have the wrong house since none of you look familiar. Taylor: The ones who you've never seen before are myself, Grimmjow the blue haired guy, Kazui the little orange haired guy who is sleeping, Ichika the red haired little girl with violet eyes, Brandan the auburn hair guy and Riruka the magenta haired lady with the magenta eyes. I'm pretty sure you remember Ichigo, points to Ichigo Uryū, points to Uryū Rukia, points to Rukia Renji, points to Renji Orihime, points to Orihime Chad, points to Chad and Noba. points to Noba Koga: WAIT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? Taylor: 10 years and 20 months since you and the other Bounts showed up about 3 months before the fight with Aizen took place and its been 10 years and 17 months since that fight with Aizen. Koga: ...I might as well leave since it seems I waited to long to apologize. proceeds to leave Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, Uryū, Renji and Noba: There is no need to leave. Koga: OK if you... Ririn and Kurōdo show up Ririn: Stop there this is no place for someone of your kind Bount. Kurōdo: If you don't leave we will have to destroy you. Taylor: Ririn and Kurōdo back down he isn't an enemy any longer. To Be Continued

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