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So I‘m currently nervous cause I might have a cute gay date tonight and ofc I’m calming myself down with supernatural:

„I can kill werewolves, fix a pinto and bake cornbread, I‘ll be damned if I can’t get zen!“

(Replacing his skills with my own ofc and it’s very reassuring!)

Btw, do we have a gif for that iconic line??

WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

I’m gonna be honest for a minute here guys, I didn’t know that the dorito cheeto was President until like, 2019. I shit you not, I thought he was running in 2018, no, I’m not joking! I told my mum one night “Trump shouldn’t be presodent, he’s too dumb.” and my mum just kept knitting and said; “OK sweetie.” LIKE I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT.