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Welcome to another edition of tiny thing that the shenanjiang is hung up on. The sentence "Like hell he will." in my MingXian fic.

Context, someone is saying that Wen Ruohan will take Wei Wuxian's head, and Nie Mingjue is thinking "Like hell he will."

Now. I know that would not be a word used by Nie Mingjue, but I cannot figure out a way to word it that is still as punchy and snappy and visceral. But I really want something more appropriate.

For now, it is still "Like hell he will", but I am looking for alternatives if anyone has any suggestions (looking at chengyu's and other idioms for ideas)