Ikea Shark - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

1 year ago

GET BLAHAJED

YOUVE BEEN BLAHAJED.

YOUVE BEEN BLAHAJED.

REBLOG/SHARE TO BLAHAJ SOMEONE ELSE.


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6 months ago

you guys I'm so happy!!

bro I love my characters... I love making lore and uh characters... I kinda wanna be a story like uh writer or a story board artist bc idk if I can animate... :P

You Guys I'm So Happy!!

Here are my characters <333

(NOTHING FREAKY HAPPENED THEY ARE JUST GOING TO BED. pls dont sexualize them...)Finn-middle, Ryan-left, and Dianna-right


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If Ikea invested more into plushies and similar stuff they could outrun Apple in the most valuable company. I dont need furniture I just need more of Blahåj and Djungelskog.


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1 year ago

This is kind of a weird survey idea but I'm extremely curious for some reason.

Owners of a Blåhaj ( Ikea shark ) , which direction does the 'fur' face on yours? ( When you pet it, which direction slicks the fur back? )

This question came to mind because the fur on mine faces twords the snout. That's how I tell him apart from the ones my friends have ! Out of 3, two have the fur facing in the direction of the tail so I'm curious approximately which percentage of them have the fur facing the different way. To see if my Ikea shark has other oddly patterned brethren.

I only research the most important things, I know.


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1 year ago
Reblog To Give Who You Reblogged From A BLHAJ From The BLHAJ BinLike To Add A BLHAJ To The BLHAJ Bin

Reblog to give who you reblogged from a BLÅHAJ from the BLÅHAJ Bin Like to add a BLÅHAJ to the BLÅHAJ Bin


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11 months ago

spread him

Spread Him

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7 months ago
a large shark plushie laying on a bed, from the side. There is a pale replica skull Infront of it. The shark is much larger than the skull

Forget this exam results shit, I got a blahaj

Skull for scale


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7 months ago

BEYOU BLAHAJJ>>>

Sharks Are Ally's Now!
Sharks Are Ally's Now!

Sharks are 🏳️‍⚧️ ally's now! 🦈🦈🦈

Sharks Are Ally's Now!

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7 months ago

omg blahaj

so funniest fucking thing happened just now

I was doing the dishes when my dad walks in holding a stuffed shark. I, a fan of stuffed animals, goes “Ooo what’s that?”. He explains that he was coming in to ask me about it because he found it in a random package in our yard. I check the tag and it’s fucking blahaj.

while he is checking the package for the actual owner, I’m wondering what the chances are that this blahaj got accidentally delivered to my trans ass. my dad comes back with the original box and guess who it belongs to? My sister (@modeus-the-unbound).

This shark got the wrong trans sibling lmao


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7 months ago

:3

The B In Blhajis For Bapping (and Bellyrubs)
The B In Blhajis For Bapping (and Bellyrubs)
The B In Blhajis For Bapping (and Bellyrubs)
The B In Blhajis For Bapping (and Bellyrubs)

the b in blåhaj is for bapping (and bellyrubs)


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