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thevoidstaredback

10 months ago

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

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nope no thanks i'll pass

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h-ski3

1 year ago

i cant handle it every time I see a post with a lemonade stand I fight the urge to comment "hey...... do you happen to have any grapes? asking for a friend. he's a duck." and its getting veeerrrrryy tempting.........

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intrusive thoughts yapping so a duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and he said to the man runnin the stand hey... bam bam bam got any grapes? the man said: “no we just sell lemonade! but its cold and its fresh and it's all home-made! can I get you a glass?" the duck said i'll pass then he waddled away; waddle waddle till the very next day bom bom bom bom bom babom

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