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Hey uuhhhhhhhhhh ily and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I get some head canons about mr brucie wayne pretty pls?

I'm bad at this but let's start:

Bruce once invited Ollie and Lex to his gala and ended having a threesome bc they were drunk af.

Bruce once called Jim ‘uncle Jimmy’ and the whole of Gotham made fun of him for the next 6 months.

In Dick’s first gala, Barbara dared him to climb the chandelier and he ended breaking up the whole 1 million $ chandelier.

One Halloween gala, Bruce went out as the Bats and forgot he had planned a masquerade ball until Babs thru the comms said he had to go. He forgot to change his costume but no one really noticed because well it was a costume party.

There was a twitter discourse deciding if Bruce Wayne was Batman. Somehow that ended up being if Bruce wayne was dating Batman.