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I still remember being about 15 eating popsicles with friends and some creep was looking at me, I but down on it and he fucking jumped
My poor teeth are unfortunately much too sensitive to bite on popsicles 😔 which is another reason I don't like biting off pieces into my mouth
Also it's crazy how many people see the act of eating a popsicle as sexual??? Don't get me wrong I'm very aware the way I eat them is wild but as a majority sex repulsed asexual I genuinely don't understand how people can always immediately view it as that 😭
Did I say anything weirder last night?
Also, I was charged $127 on a fucking Uber!?
~ @ask-karasu-tabito
Apart from u swearing at us in every sentence? Maybe 😊
Ermmm idk how that happened? Id go to the bank if i were u…
@ask-karasu-tabito
Did I say anything weirder last night?
Also, I was charged $127 on a fucking Uber!?
~ @ask-karasu-tabito
Apart from u swearing at us in every sentence? Maybe 😊
Ermmm idk how that happened? Id go to the bank if i were u…
@ask-karasu-tabito
IT HAPPENED AGAIN...
Guys.. guys, I think Google knows too much.. I GOT A NOTIFACTION SUGGESTION FOR FANFICTION- normally they're just articles..
Me: I would never in my life do commit a despicable crime like that. I am insulted that that would even cross your mind.
My Mom: Your’re the only one in this family who isn’t lactose intolerant. Just remember to throw away the milk carton next time.
Played around as Bill Cipher for hahah funnys, Roblox couldn't handle my Actings, and banned me, for one day.. Guess I'll have to come back as "Friendly Bill"
Get A move on Roblose, I'm Swinging! WEEEEE!
gulp
New house rule:
Do not try to burn the David Bryan at the stake before his morning coffee or he will use his magic keyboard and turn you into a frog.
Your Faithful Compadre,
Dave Bryan :)
When your cousin is watching a show while you are reading fanfics of the exact same show on the side:
😃🫠🥹🫢🤭
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insert shudder
would you draw house of card emmet or ingo mpreg, those tags were suspicious slash lighthearted slash lightheaded slash jay
Whattttt? I would nEVER.