I'm Not Gonna Write A Single One Of These - Tumblr Posts

Yo...

I came across this post again and laughed my ass off, so you bet I just scoured the internet for an hour just to create these prompts.

1) Jinkook, Strangers2Enemies, Joseon Dynasty AU, 6k (credit @fyeahbangtaned)

JJK: You did not just insult my chilli peppers! KSJ: Feeling spicy today, are we? At least that makes one of you. MYG: Out of my way, peasants!

2) Jikook, Idiots2Lovers, College AU, 4k

MYG: *whispers* 10$ he won't get it. JHS: *whispers* 10$ he will. JJK: Are you flirting with me? PJM: Yeah, is it working? JHS: Pay up.

3) Namjin, Just Lovers, Parents AU, 13k

KSJ: Let's have 5 kids he said. It will be fun he said. KNJ: Parenthood is not a sprint, it's a marathon, honey.

4) Vmin, Soulmates, 80s School AU, 25k

PJM: Pinky promise? KTH: Pinky promise.

5) Sope, Just Idiots, Sports Club AU, 8k

JHS: Look Coach! I learned a new trick that's totally gonna throw our opponents off! MYG: You're doing amazing, sweetie.