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Jean-Paul, insecure: Can I ask you something?

Tim, half sleep: Hmm?

Jean-Paul: So... Did you accept to date me because I'm some sort of European fantasy American queers have or...?

Tim, opening one eye: Are you asking if I gave you a first date because you're a tall, handsome blonde with long hair, french accent, and who clearly takes out his catholic shame in the bed?

Jean-Paul: ... Yeah?

Tim: Angel, darling, of course not!

Jean-Paul, slightly disappointed: Oh

Tim, going back to sleep: I gave you a first date because it turns me on that we were Batman and Robin and also your hands around my throat were my first unholy dream. Good night!

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