Jeantim Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Jean-Paul, insecure: Can I ask you something?

Tim, half sleep: Hmm?

Jean-Paul: So... Did you accept to date me because I'm some sort of European fantasy American queers have or...?

Tim, opening one eye: Are you asking if I gave you a first date because you're a tall, handsome blonde with long hair, french accent, and who clearly takes out his catholic shame in the bed?

Jean-Paul: ... Yeah?

Tim: Angel, darling, of course not!

Jean-Paul, slightly disappointed: Oh

Tim, going back to sleep: I gave you a first date because it turns me on that we were Batman and Robin and also your hands around my throat were my first unholy dream. Good night!

Jean-Paul.exe has stopped working

Jean-Paul, flaming sword in hand: "Am I going too far?"

Tim, looking at the corpses: "No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison."

Jean-Paul: "As top in this relationship, I think we should — "

Tim: "I can't believe you're pulling rank on me!"

Tim: "Hey, Jean-Paul, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?"

Jean-Paul: "What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly."

Tim: "No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?"

Jean-Paul: "Can't really say I have."

Tim: "You know, for someone who overthinks everything as you do, you lack imagination."

Jean-Paul: "Sorry, Tim. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody."

Tim: "... I hate you"

Jean-Paul: "So technically - "

Ra's: "Don't"

Tim: "But if we - !"

Ra's: "I don't even want to hear it"

Jean-Paul: "..."

Tim: "But if we organize ourselves we can all get laid! Look, I made a work-plan!"

Ra's: "Take that off my - ... Fine, explain point C to me before I assume wrongly"

Jean-Paul: "Point C is my favorite!"

Tim: "🥰"

Tim: "Are we fighting or flirting?"

Jean-Paul: "My hands are around your throat"

Tim: "That doesn't answer my question"