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Coming out day is also my birthday. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

"But Alastor and Lucifer hate each other!"

"Alastor is aroace! You can't ship them together!"

Y'all seem to be overlooking the REAL sin RadioApple shippers have committed and that's the overwhelming assumption that "ALASTOR bitchass ALTRUIST" would be the fucking TOP!!!

Let alone with LUCIFER of all people?!!?!?

This man is the epitome of asexual obliviousness. (TRUST me, I know!) He wouldn't know the first thing to do if he had a goddamn instruction manual. I'd be surprised if this man even knew where to put it.

And Lucifer being the fossil that he is already probably has more experience than the entirety of the Red Light District. Even if it is only with Lilith.

And if you THINK for one SECOND that he would EVER give Alastor an OUNCE of leverage like that, you are sorely mistaken.

I get it, he looks like a twink but he is "THE DEVIL from THE BIBLE sooooooooooo...."

I rest my case. No, I don't take criticism.

i have so many different versions of this drawing that its not even funny guys but anyways was listening to living dead by amazarashi and got inspired