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Sasha: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly...

Sasha: I’d be broke.

Sasha: I’m perfect.

Sasha: Later, losers

Hop Pop: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Hop Pop: No TV.

Sprig: The TV’s broken.

Hop Pop: Then no computer

Sprig: But I need the computer for school

Hop Pop: Then no...

Hop Pop:

Hop Pop: No... Anne?

Sprig, tearing up: NO ANNE?

Hop Pop: NO ANNE.

Anne: *is unconscious*

Marcy: She’s not breathing!

Anne: *opens eyes*

Marcy: I’m gonna have to give her mouth-to-mouth!

Anne: *closes eyes*

Sprig: Sprig the criminal is about to face justice! Angry throngs turn out to watch his execution! As he is led up the gallows he reflects upon his many heinous crimes. He is not repentant! The noose is put around his neck and tightened! This is the end!

Hop Pop: Oh, knock it off. Some of us have to wear a tie everyday.

Anne: You’re adorable

Sasha: I mean, you are what you eat.

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Anne, telling the story to Sprig: ...And I haven’t slept since.

Marcy: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Sprig, amazed: Wow...

Polly: Well, what does that mean?

Sprig: I don’t know

Sprig, to Marcy: What does that mean?

Sasha: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd

Marcy: Yeah but you have the specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there more than one blue.

Sasha: Blue and light blue. Nice try, nerd

Sprig: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Anne: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Sprig: Not when you’re playing with Marcy, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Anne: There’s no magical cure for depression, anxiety, insecurity, or any mental illness there is.

Anne: However, Sprig once said to me, “Whenever you feel sad, imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.

Anne:

Anne: I know it shouldn’t work, but do you know how hard it is to be sad with that image in your head?

Anne: But what about Marcy?

Sasha: Don't worry about her.

Sasha: I once watched her fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating her hotdog like nothing happened.

Sprig: Oh shoot I can’t find the thing

Anne: Why don’t you try retracing your steps?

Sprig: Okay, I’ll give it a try...

Sprig: Step one: The thing was in my hand

Sprig: Step two: It is now very much not in my hand

Sprig: Conclusion: The thing is inexplicably gone from existence.

Marcy: ‘Writing down stuff’ is nerdy? What do you do?

Anne: Just forget stuff. Like a cool person.

Sasha: I swear, I am gonna leave you to rot in this backward, rain-drenched den of politeness.

Sasha: No offence.

Sprig: None taken. I like your suit.

Marcy: Hello friends!

Everyone:

Marcy: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling—

Sprig: Autism’s great. I’ll be walking down the street and think ‘am I doing this right?’

Sprig: Day one of eating every plant I see :D

Sprig, later: something bad is happening

Anne: Why didn’t you kill me?

Sasha: I was going to. But then I thought ‘nah’

Anne: Goodnight, I love you

Marcy: I love you too

Anne:

Marcy:

Anne: We love you too, Sprig

Sprig, sharing a room with them: Thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out

Sasha: Are you calling me a liar?

Sprig: I didn’t say that

Sasha: You were thinking it

Sprig, to Anne: I don’t like her, she reads minds

Sprig: What can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible.

Anne: You mean ‘irresistible’?

Sprig: No.