Incorrect Kpop Scenarios - Tumblr Posts
Me 😭
BTS: Series Premiere
Namjoon: Are you having another depressive episode?
Yoongi: A depressive episode?
Yoongi: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Holy….. Ten is so beautiful 😍 but like true tho
WayV: Respect
Kun: You have no respect.
Xiaojun: That's not true. My respect must be earned.
Kun:*sarcastically* Please.
Xiaojun: You wanna know who has earned my respect? Toddlers. Wearing their princess dresses outside. In the grocery store. At the park. TO SCHOOL.
Kun: What?
Xiaojun: I KNOW she fought hard for that. YOU GO GIRL!!!
Ten: For Real. Whenever I see that, I assume she wasn't going down without a fight and the parents just gave up.
Kun:
Ten: Queen shit starts early.
I love this 😂😍
Maknae Meeting: The Substitute
Huening Kai:*whispering* What is he doing here? Where's Jongho?
Yeosang: Jongho is under the weather. He sent me in his place. Please save your questions for the end of the meeting. Today, we will discuss--
Jeongin: WHAT?! This is bullshit! You're NOT a maknae. You can't lead the meeting. THIS IS WHY I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE LEADER! I'm issuing a vote of no confidence. WHO'S WITH ME?!
Yeosang: Jongho knew you would try to throw a coup. Let's see... *reading notes* "Settle down Jeongin. You're on thin ice. I'll deal with you later."
Jeongin:
YangYang: Kinda selfish. Why didn't Jongho just reschedule the meeting?
Yeosang: We all have busy schedules and this time has already been set aside. If you have something better to do with your time-- like saving SM Entertainment from lawsuits and bankruptcy-- by all means, there's the door.
YangYang:
Haechan: WHY did I come back to this stupid ass club?
Yeosang:*reading notes* Because "Taeyong asked me to forgive you and give you another chance. I respect Taeyong. JUST TAEYONG"... That part is underlined and in bold.
Haechan:
Yeosang: Gentleman, we are here to strengthen your bond as maknaes. Please. No more interruptions. Let's discuss topics that are far more important than your glaring insecurities so I can get back to my own group of chaotic man children. Thank you.
Maknaes:
Mark: This dude has a polite but savage vibe. I now understand why Jongho sent him. It tracks. RESPECT DAT ON THE RESPECT.
