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KIM HANBIN noun] A GREAT LEADER, A RAPPER, A COMPOSER AND MY BIAS

our precious leader who is now leaving ikon.....

IKON is not IKON without you hanbin-ah!

you know sarangeul haetta uriga manna? the great hanbin composed that.

Totally see it happening 🤡🤡🤡

*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

Renjun: maybe we can go get brunch or something

Haechan: I can't get brunch I'm getting brunch with Mark

Renjun: Is that a date?

Haechan: No it's not a date but I am having brunch with Mark, who I am indeed in love with.

Renjun: Isn't he straight?

Haechan: He is, he's so deeply straight and I'm so deeply in love with him and every time I'm with him I just envision us kissing and holding each other and looking into each other's eyes and being like "You're perfect."

Renjun: Well that's how all relationships start out.

yoongi: i haven't eaten since 11, im so hungry

taehyung: damn bro how old are you now?

taehyung: well needless to say. uh oh spaghetti-os

Changbin: *lifting weights*

Felix, drooling: wow... he's so intense!

Felix: I wonder what drives him

Changbin, internally: I'm going to be so good at giving hugs

jongin: do you have any kinks?

kyungsoo: peace and quiet

Or just go grow illegal plants so anyone who found it is charged with crime and the lawyer can dismiss their verdict as untrustworthy.

Taehyung: Remember, when burying a dead body, to cover it up with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up. ; )

Jungkook *who just wanted to do gardening with Taehyung*

Jimin *who tagged along*:

Yoongi *who was forced into it*:

❝ WHAT IF TXT HAD BEREAL? ❞ in which txt shares a glimpse of their daily lives. in the given span of 2 minutes. - 【 TWO. THREE. 】

A/N … pls ignore the usernames i ran out of ideas i am SO sorry 💀 but this was so fun to make! might do some more in the near future :]

❝ WHAT IF TXT HAD BEREAL? ❞ - 【 ONE. THREE. 】

A/N … (repost!!!) thank u guys for all the love, here’s that part 2 long overdue <3

❝ WHAT IF TXT HAD BEREAL? ❞ - 【 ONE. TWO. 】

Seonghwa: you know, I'm jealous of you.

Yeosang: huh? Why?

Seonghwa: cuz your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Yeosang: wait but

Yeosang: but wE ARE DaTIN-

Yeosang: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

Yeosang: *posts a new photo with the caption* So Mingi thought it was a good idea to throw my airpods in the toilet as a joke, so I called him a giraffe and threw his brand new shoes outside the window. Good Morning Atinys💘 #yeeted #ineednewairpods #revengeissweet

I'm never getting over this. 💦💘

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The way Mingi is feeling himself on stage is so hot omg 💦💦

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Someone : so who's your bias in ATEEZ?

Me: umm, I think its...

ATEEZ :

Yeosang walking into the kitchen: is something burning?

Wooyoung seductively leaning on the counter: Just my desire for you *winks*

Yeosang: Wooyoung, the toaster is on fire

Note: It's been a while since I wrote this lol

jackson: *breathes*

yugyeom, in his demonic voice: MY EYES ON YOU

mark: AY AY AY AY AY AY AY

bambam: LET IT FLO LET IT FLO NOW

everyone else: TONG TONG AYEEEEE

jackson: *breathes*

yugyeom, in his demonic voice: MY EYES ON YOU

mark: AY AY AY AY AY AY AY

bambam: LET IT FLO LET IT FLO NOW

everyone else: TONG TONG AYEEEEE