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Cop: You ran a red light.

Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Sakamoto: Are you mad? 

Mutsu: No. 

Sakamoto: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Atsushi: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Sakamoto: I'm an idiot.

Takasugi:

Gintoki:

Katsura:

Kurokono:

Sakamoto:

Takasugi: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Leorio: Dammit, Gon!

Gon: What?! It wasn't me!

Leorio: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killua!

Killua: Not me either.

Leorio: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?

Kurapika: *whistles*

*Playing twister*

Hanako: Right hand on red.

Kou: *Ends up on top of Mitsuba*

Mitsuba: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Hanako: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice. 

Hijikata: What is wrong with you?

Gintoki: Loaded question. Elaborate.