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Frost: girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death

Frost: boys also want me for this. It’s a real bisexual crowd pleaser

Kremy: Frost, what do you value about Gricko?

Frost: he’s thoughtful. He picks flowers and brings them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Gricko: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

Kremy: I just watched Gricko jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn’t hurt that badly. But the whole time, Torbek was screaming for help, which caused Gideon to run in to help Gricko. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

Frost: What are you doing here?

Gideon: I could ask you the same question.

Frost: I live here. This is my house.

Gideon: I should probably ask you a different question.

Frost: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Gideon: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Gricko: I got distracted halfway through.

Kremy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Gricko: Bro-

Frost: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Frost: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Gideon: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Kremy and not do the thing,

Gideon: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Gideon: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

Kremy: Gid, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Gideon, naked in Kremy's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Kremy, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Gricko: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.