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Incorrect RJG Quotes - Stella and the gang

Jet: Are you okay?

Stella: Yeah.

Jet: You don't look okay.

Stella: Then stop looking.

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Stella: How do Jet and Sean usually get out of these messes?

Sydney: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Jet: You want some leftovers?

Stella: What are those?

Sydney: You've never had leftovers before?

Stella: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

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Mindy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Mindy: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Jet: Uh... what's up with her?

Stella: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Mindy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Sean, crying: It's working.

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Jet: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?

Sydney: A character!

Sean: A setting!

Stella, a gleam in her eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Sydney: We call that a traumatic experience.

Sydney, turning to Sean: Not a "bruh moment".

Sydney, turning to Stella: Not "sadge".

Sydney, turning to Jet: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

"Skibidi gyatt rizz sigma fanum tax in ohio" - Zerk, after learning Earthie slang

Sydney: The first time Jet opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Zerk: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Dr. Rafferty: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Zerk: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Jet: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Sydney: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Stella: FLOOR IT!! How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Sean: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Jet: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Stella: DO IT!

Sean and Sydney: NO-

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Stella: I've been described as a 'heartless villain', but I prefer... 'has alternative ways of having fun'.

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Jet: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Jet: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Jet: Orange.

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Jet: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Stella: Cannibalism.

Jet: *confused chewing noises*