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Incorrect RJG Quotes - Stella and the gang
Jet: Are you okay?
Stella: Yeah.
Jet: You don't look okay.
Stella: Then stop looking.
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Stella: How do Jet and Sean usually get out of these messes?
Sydney: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Jet: You want some leftovers?
Stella: What are those?
Sydney: You've never had leftovers before?
Stella: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.
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Mindy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Mindy: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jet: Uh... what's up with her?
Stella: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Mindy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Sean, crying: It's working.
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Jet: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Sydney: A character!
Sean: A setting!
Stella, a gleam in her eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Sydney: We call that a traumatic experience.
Sydney, turning to Sean: Not a "bruh moment".
Sydney, turning to Stella: Not "sadge".
Sydney, turning to Jet: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ready Jet Go! (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jet Propulsion (Ready Jet Go), Sunspot Propulsion, Sydney Skelley, Sean Rafferty, Celery Propulsion Additional Tags: Humor, Hurt/Comfort Summary:
After the whole "Sunspot-almost-shrinking-down-into-nothing" incident, Jet has become a little more careful.
Imagine if the Great Galacto made an Apology Video™ after what went down in Space Camp
Wait a minute...
Isn't Stella disparaging Jet's attempts to save Sunspot because he's 'some pet' actually pretty messed up? Sunspot's species may be small and furry, but they appear no less intelligent than the other Bortronians, which begs the question of why Stella thought that would be an acceptable thing to say, even in a journal.
Great Galacto × reader fanfic when
RJG Thought of the Day
If Sunspot hadn't singed his tail on that comet, the Great Galacto probably would've shrunk down into nothing
"Skibidi gyatt rizz sigma fanum tax in ohio" - Zerk, after learning Earthie slang
Bortronians at Space Camp
Lol, other Bortronians at Space Camp
Sydney: The first time Jet opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Zerk: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Dr. Rafferty: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Zerk: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Jet: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Sydney: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Stella: FLOOR IT!! How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Sean: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Jet: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Stella: DO IT!
Sean and Sydney: NO-
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Stella: I've been described as a 'heartless villain', but I prefer... 'has alternative ways of having fun'.
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Jet: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Jet: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Jet: Orange.
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Jet: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Stella: Cannibalism.
Jet: *confused chewing noises*
I had a RJG dream where Uncle Zucchini had been trying to visit Earth, then finally got there
Eggplant was already there I guess, and she said something, then he asked a seemingly innocent, yet apparently armor-piercing question and Eggplant 'got owned'
Like, in my dream I was thinking, 'she got owned'
But I can't remember the exact question Uncle Zucchini asked or what Eggplant said that prompted it
I think they might have been about something relating to Jet?
Cousins
I drew young Celery, her brother Zucchini, and their cousin, Spinach (never seen in the show; heard in "Sunspot and the Great Red Spot").
The kids usually get along, but right now it looks like a conveniently 11-minute-long feud is starting...
Generation xerox, anyone?
They're having beef
What's happening in this picture? Wrong answers only.
RJG Thoughts #2
It would have been nice for Eggplant to have appeared in more than one episode - she's Jet's aunt, after all
Also, Uncle Zucchini literally never once interacted with his son, Zerk. They seem like they would make for a pretty comedic duo, too - Zerk thinking he's an expert on everything, Zucchini either genuinely not knowing enough to know his son doesn't know what he's talking about and/or just going along with what Zerk says because that's easier than trying to argue with him, lmao
RJG Thoughts #2
It would have been nice for Eggplant to have appeared in more than one episode - she's Jet's aunt, after all
Also, Uncle Zucchini literally never once interacted with his son, Zerk. They seem like they would make for a pretty comedic duo, too - Zerk thinking he's an expert on everything, Zucchini either genuinely not knowing enough to know his son doesn't know what he's talking about and/or just going along with what Zerk says because that's easier than trying to argue with him, lmao
Today on RJG cursed images we have:
Stretchy Sean
RJG Headscratcher - The Third Species of Bortronian
It is stated in BtB7 that there are three species of Bortronian. However, the third species appears to have three distinct types.
When the red, crab-resembling Bortronian server at the restaurant gives Jet and friends their food, Jet says they're the third species of Bortronian and checks it off the list on his tablet. The Bortronian shown on the list is a grey, squid-resembling cyclops, confirming the two are the same species.
The other kind, the yellow Bortronians with two eyes and what looks like fins on their heads, are likely the same species as well.
If all three are the same species, why do they look so different? A plausible theory is extreme sexual dimorphism, but didn't Craig Bartlett say Bortronians were neither male nor female? However, he was referring to Jet when he said that, so maybe he only meant the humanoids?