Incorrect Simpsons Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Moe: Twenty years from now, I guarantee you I will be Smithers’ second husband.

Smithers: What happened to my first husband?

Moe: Nothing you can prove.

Louie: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Louie: Johnny is still mad about it, but me and Frankie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Louie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Legs: Yes?

Louie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Legs: Fuck.

Louie: It's gonna be a fun week!

Legs: I'm going to Frankie's house.

Louie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

*Legs is casually searching around the room* Frankie: Hey Legs, what’re you looking for? Legs: My will to live. *Louie walks into the room* Legs: Oh, there it is.

Louie: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

Johnny : Are you okay.

Legs: Hey, Fat tony, have you thought about having children?

Fat tony: ...

Fat tony: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Legs: But we're not childr-

Fat tony, already distracted: LOUIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!